Because You All Wanted To Know!!

Mar 08, 2006 22:00

OK, so Miranda (the roomie) and I were hanging out in her room, chatting and looking at people's pictures on facebook, while Aidan (our kitty) slept on her bed.

I kept catching a very slight whiff of something less than appetizing, but thought maybe I was imagining things, and tried not to think too much of it.

Suddenly Miranda stops in mid sentence. "Do you smell...like..." "...cat shit?" I finished.

I grabbed Aidan, and flipped him over. And there it was...stuck in the long tufts of hair...down there.

It was decided that I would be the one to remove it. "Get me a damp paper towel," I told Miranda. "A damn paper towel?" "Um...yeah whatever..."

I passed the cat over to my giggling roomie and proceeded. I'll spare as much detail as I can, but I do have to say this: when I was, um...wiping up...Aidan stretched his legs out straight. Like some kind of crazy little reflex. We couldn't decide if this response was caused by pleasure or discomfort, but we certainly got a few good laughs out of it.
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