Matt's Journey to the ER
So yeah, I went to the hospital today. I woke up this morning an proceeded to puke, and after a while I did it again, and again, and again, and again. so after the 5th session I thought, "Let's be proactive about this" and drove myself to the Hospital to sit in the waiting room for an hour....or what seemed like an hour, but was really only 15 minutes. After a blood draw and abdominal x-ray they said I have Gastritus, aka We Have No Idea What is Making You Puke But We Are Pretty Sure You Will Feel Better By Sunday. And they gave me grape juice and a popsicle and these kick as anti-nausea pills that taste like a mix of mint and napalm. They also gave me a diet to follow but I haven't since I don't feel like eating nothing but bananas and rice for the next two days.
Oh and my new Phrase of the Week is: Bitches be crazy!
Oh and my new Phrase of the Week is: Bitches be crazy!