Life is juicy.

[ventilate]

An ironic disappointment is when you finally meet the man whose music, made with his dulcet bald companion and various drummers, brought you to fall hopelessly in love with him, but you notice he seems a little too fond of your boyfriend. You stop to think about it, reiterate your thoughts, and conclude to say, "wait, Matt Skiba hitting on Leonard? That's the greatest thing I've ever heard since the birth of Squid Mouth!" Either way, it's all good when Matt the Sexy Monster gives you the most captivating stare you could ever think to remember and invites you to Alkaline Trio's sound check the next day.

Cheers. Or "cheerth," in the light of these recent events.. Mwahahaha!

A shoutout to Mafe (I hope you're not hungover) and Cameron (get your anus to Boynton Beach).