You licked my hair down, and kissed my tears away

[venta]

Aargh.

My apple is apple-flavour.

I don't mean it tastes like an apple. It tastes like something which is apple-flavoured. Like, I dunno, apple Nerds or something.

It's weird.

Must check the small print of Tesco's bags of value apples.

Comments

[bateleur]

That's deeply worrying - apple flavoured things taste nothing like apples.

(In particular, they taste of malic acid. Despite the fact apples have it in they generally manage not to taste of it.)

[pseudomonas]

I note the difference between "apple Nerds" and "Apple nerds". Yay capitalization.

[venta]

Yay :)

I imagine apple nerds will just be disgusted that I was being generic value apples in the first place. I'm a little disgusted, to be honest, but last week didn't include time for a trip to the greengrocer.

[beckyc]

Ah, yes, apple flavour. I shall add it to "orange flavour" = orange coloured things (as distinct from tasting of oranges) and "pink flavour" = tasting of pink coloured things.

[venta]

Also "banana flavour" and "green flavour".

And, of course, "fruit flavour". Mmmm, esters!

[ylla]

Bananas must be the thing that taste least like their flavour!

(See also: cherries...)