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Jul 31, 2010 21:23

Who the hell put the cat in my apartment? Speak up or there won't be a cat anymore. I'm not a PETA member. And I guess you aren't either.

There is hair. Everywhere. And all this little shit can do is just look at me.

Here kitty, kitty, kitty.

gtfo, hateful bitch, do not want, curse

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absinthe_eyed August 1 2010, 16:01:46 UTC
What will you do with it?

[Because Justin might not like people much, but he likes cats. Lopping off cat heads is not okay.]

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venomouselle August 2 2010, 02:47:07 UTC
Stop it from growing hair. Permanently.

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absinthe_eyed August 2 2010, 03:23:43 UTC
There are humane ways to trap cats and people who would be willing to take it from you.

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venomouselle August 2 2010, 03:27:15 UTC
Have you ever owned an Armani suit?

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absinthe_eyed August 2 2010, 03:36:03 UTC
No...

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venomouselle August 2 2010, 03:40:37 UTC
When you do, and when this suit meets an uninvited feline, you're welcome to preach words of tolerance and animal rights.

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absinthe_eyed August 2 2010, 03:48:42 UTC
In the meantime, can I get the cat before you kill it?

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venomouselle August 2 2010, 03:59:18 UTC
If you can catch it, go for it.

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absinthe_eyed August 2 2010, 05:01:27 UTC
Where do you live?

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