Dear St. Nick,
Give me the following:
- fitted, tailored bulletproof vest
- a proper katana cleaning kit.
- complete set of eye-patches all in essential colors: red, gray, white and black made with a breathable fabric.
- a male companion with zero likelihood of leaving who I don't have to share with anyone ever.
- a female companion to drink with and make fun of her choice in clothing.
- to be able to kill people
- the severed head of Beatrix Kiddo.
- a bathrobe, black or blue.
Don't give me that crap about good or bad. It is relative. All things considered, I've been very good at what I do.
Elle