Glance 271

[venomouselle]

You know, it always comes as a surprise to me when people just go on and on about pets they get. Sure they're wonderful but they're animals. The only reason why you'd have them in is to stop the ticking. And to admit that you can't get a roommate. Everybody's talking about cats or dogs. Whatever happened to fish for Christ's sake, or reptiles. That

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[bitingnightmare]

No reptile wants you after what I put on your feet.

[venomouselle]

They eat their own kind. It'll only serve as a warning.

[bitingnightmare]

What does that make you?

[venomouselle]

Clearly a proud and dominating reptile.

[bitingnightmare]

You always were an alpha bitch.

[venomouselle]

I got to stay true to myself.

Reptiles don't get the whole friend killing someone so that I could put them on my feet. It works out better this way.

[bitingnightmare]

You know, I'd pay to see you wrestle a gator.

[venomouselle]

You would.

...I'd win.

[bitingnightmare]

I know I'd win. I've been there.

Not too sure about you.

[venomouselle]

It's wrestling isn't it? There'd have to be a weight class. You're a nightmare. Of course you win.

[bitingnightmare]

You sound jealous.

[venomouselle]

Some of us have to work for our victories.

[bitingnightmare]

Are you saying I cheated?

[venomouselle]

I'm saying you had an advantage.

[bitingnightmare]

A tactical one too.

[venomouselle]

It works on monster women as well as gators.