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venomouselle

Glance 267

Aug 02, 2008 17:27

( Cori )

mickey, cori, friends, curse, lj cuts for sanity, budd, faye, vicious, do not want

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bitingnightmare August 3 2008, 02:35:23 UTC

Dear Bitch of My Life,

It was a one time thing. Don't have a fucking cow.

Your Nightmare, Corinthian

venomouselle August 3 2008, 02:38:12 UTC

Dear Eye Devouring Albino,

I didn't spend my hard earned money so that a bitch could trash you in the street and ruin a good time.

You sang, Cori. A lot.

Your Bitch,
Elle

bitingnightmare August 3 2008, 02:40:18 UTC

Dear Bitch,

I didn't plan that shit. I wasn't even sober enough to post a memo.

No. My. Fault.

Not An Albino, Corinthian

venomouselle August 3 2008, 02:43:08 UTC

Dear Nightmare-ish Fuckhead,

You didn't know she would come after your bitch ass?

Now it makes me look like a shitty friend for not taking you all the way home. The serenading was getting weird.

Nice to know you care. Even though it was absolutely gay.

Yours Aggressively,
Elle

bitingnightmare August 3 2008, 02:48:16 UTC

Dear Cunt Rag,

No. I was drinking. And singing. What the fuck would I know?

I am a faggot. Remember?

Your Whistle Blower of Bullshit, Corinthian

venomouselle August 3 2008, 03:00:53 UTC

Dear Dickweed,

How am I suppose to know whether or not this shit has been going on a while?

Yeah. I know. There was a lot of 80s music. And Prince.

All The Bitch You'll Ever Want or Need,
Elle

bitingnightmare August 3 2008, 03:03:58 UTC

Dear Shut the Fuck Up About Prince,

Ask that bitch Ophelia!

Your Deep in Gratitude Nightmare if You Shut the Fuck Up About Prince, Corinthian

venomouselle August 3 2008, 03:06:05 UTC

Dear Darling Corinthian,

I think I'll have to.

And I'll think about it.

...What have you been telling Mickey? This shit is getting on my nerves.

Love and Other Physically Trying Activities,
Elle

bitingnightmare August 3 2008, 03:12:30 UTC

Dear Fuckworthy If You Had A Cock,

What about Mickey?

Your homo, Corinthian

venomouselle August 3 2008, 03:22:02 UTC

Dear If You Were Straight It'd Totally Happen,

He's been going on about love and devotion.

And how he can kick my ass.

Your Fag Hag,
Elle

bitingnightmare August 3 2008, 03:25:02 UTC

Dear Pipe Dream,

Don't blame me. He hasn't tried yet right?

Your Homosexual Lifemate, Corinthian

venomouselle August 3 2008, 03:32:36 UTC

Dear Only Man I Can Seem to Rightly Depend On,

No. He's not helping the itch to prove him wrong.

I want to hurt something right now. Badly.

Your Heterosexual Lifemate,
Elle

bitingnightmare August 3 2008, 03:35:08 UTC

Dear Only Woman (Besides Faye) With More Balls Than Most Men,

Have you tried your boyfriend?

Your Partner in Crime, Corinthian

venomouselle August 3 2008, 03:39:24 UTC

Dear Regenerating Balls,

He's been busy. And that's not my kink all the time.

Your Cycloptic Hottie,
Elle

bitingnightmare August 3 2008, 03:48:54 UTC

Dear Cycloptic Hottie,

TMI.

Your Regenerating Cocksucker, Corinthian

venomouselle August 3 2008, 03:54:58 UTC

Dear Kocksucker King Corinthian,

There weren't any details. You've said worse.

Your California King Snake,
Elle

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