you see nothing.
IC, funny, out of context blabbery.
Eru: The Joker
Me: Dent
[02:42] xItalianmenacex: No.
[02:42] erubeamu: ... 8}?
[02:43] xItalianmenacex: I'll blow your head off.
[02:43] erubeamu: I'll be a good boy D:
[02:43] xItalianmenacex: ...That's what I thought.
[02:43] *** erubeamu wants to directly connect.
[02:43] erubeamu: .... JUST AS PLANNED.
[02:44] xItalianmenacex: I thought you didn't plan.
[02:44] erubeamu: *KNIFES*
[02:44] erubeamu: Shhhh >_>
[02:44] erubeamu: I don't.
[02:44] erubeamu: Plan?
[02:44] erubeamu: What's a plan?
[02:44] xItalianmenacex: ...Ah.
[02:44] xItalianmenacex: Aha.
[02:44] xItalianmenacex: True colors showing?
[02:44] erubeamu: True colors shining through~ Ahahaha.
[02:44] erubeamu: No.
[02:45] xItalianmenacex: I highly doubt that.
[02:45] xItalianmenacex: You have a crack in your smile.
[02:46] erubeamu: My Smile is BEAUTIFUL. Yours is only half there :/
[02:47] xItalianmenacex: ...
[02:47] xItalianmenacex: That's not funny.
[02:47] erubeamu: ...
[02:47] erubeamu: WHY SO SERIOUS?
[02:48] xItalianmenacex: Because you need the other side the coin.
[02:48] xItalianmenacex: Can't have the whole world laughing like you.
[02:49] erubeamu: The whole world will be laughing.
[02:49] erubeamu: When they see you at least.
[02:49] erubeamu: Look at that face.
[02:49] erubeamu: YECH
[02:50] xItalianmenacex: ...Don't make me kill you.
[02:50] xItalianmenacex: Because, really, I'd rather see you rot.
[02:50] erubeamu: Now that's not nice at all.
[02:50] xItalianmenacex: And it would be a cruel joke to kill you with your own god-damn gun.
[02:50] xItalianmenacex: I'm not a nice man.
[02:51] erubeamu: You used to be~ Gotham's hero and all. Then that all... burned up.
[02:51] xItalianmenacex: Everything burns.
[02:51] erubeamu: Too true!
[02:51] erubeamu: Oh look, Harvey, we're agreeing!
[02:51] xItalianmenacex: Then why so surprised?
[02:51] xItalianmenacex: ...We won't agre.
[02:52] erubeamu: how splendid! Now you just need to smile more. *pinches cheeks*
[02:52] xItalianmenacex: *have a gun to your temple*
[02:52] xItalianmenacex: ...Say that again and I'll blow you to the little comedy club in the sky.
[02:53] erubeamu: Frown less 8}
[02:55] xItalianmenacex: ...
[02:55] xItalianmenacex: I can't.
[02:55] erubeamu: Well... maybe if we... *pushes at burny side with two fingers, trying to make a smile*
[02:56] xItalianmenacex: *HISS*
[02:56] erubeamu: Ah, ah ah! Such an attitude a little bit of fire gives a guy, sheesh.
[02:57] erubeamu: Imagine if you'd been blown up instead of your gal. You'd be unbearable.
[02:57] xItalianmenacex: ...I would be gone.
[02:57] xItalianmenacex: And she would be alive.
[02:57] xItalianmenacex: And that. That....would have been better than this.
[02:58] erubeamu: . . .
[02:58] erubeamu: Why
[02:58] erubeamu: So
[02:58] erubeamu: SERIoUS?
[02:58] erubeamu: Really now.
[02:58] xItalianmenacex: ...You wouldn't understand.
[02:58] erubeamu: Probably not. I don't understand anything that isn't one syllable.
[02:59] erubeamu: Kife. Gun. Fi....re....
[02:59] xItalianmenacex: Love.
[02:59] xItalianmenacex: Isn't that one syllable?
[02:59] xItalianmenacex: Losing your footing there.
[03:00] erubeamu: I've never even seen letters put together that way!
[03:00] erubeamu: Ahaha, I'm just KIDDING with you, Harvey.
[03:00] xItalianmenacex: Sorry. You're not that funny.
[03:01] erubeamu: Well not to you I wouldn't be.
[03:01] erubeamu: You're in the 'dark and deppressed' phase. The part of the process where you think the world is horrible and no one understands your pain.
[03:01] erubeamu: The world is AMAZING, harvey. Look at it~
[03:02] xItalianmenacex: Amazing?
[03:02] erubeamu: Amazing.
[03:02] xItalianmenacex: I see black. Black and red. And everything is burning.
[03:02] xItalianmenacex: I don't see anything amazing about that.
[03:02] erubeamu: The burning is amazing. Watching the world as it collapses in on itself. It's entertainment in the highest form.
[03:03] erubeamu: Just SMILE harvey. Smile and look at how spectacular all this chaos outside is.
[03:03] xItalianmenacex: Heh.
[03:03] xItalianmenacex: You know, I'll smile when Gordon gets his.
[03:04] erubeamu: ....Splendid.
[03:04] xItalianmenacex: Knew you'd get a kick out of that.
[03:05] erubeamu: You're going to be a fine citizen now, Harvey. A damn fine citizen.
[03:05] xItalianmenacex: Am I.
[03:05] xItalianmenacex: And it isn't Harvey.
[03:05] xItalianmenacex: Harvey Dent is dead, remember?
[03:05] erubeamu: Heh. Right right. Dead. Dead and gone.
[03:05] erubeamu: And who am I talking to now then, hmmm?
[03:05] xItalianmenacex: ...
[03:05] xItalianmenacex: Two Face.
[03:06] erubeamu: Ahahahaha. Two Face. Two Face indeed..
[03:06] xItalianmenacex: ...What is that supposed to mean?
[03:06] xItalianmenacex: Joker.
[03:07] erubeamu: What? nothing. Nothing at all. I don't have meanings
[03:07] xItalianmenacex: Bullshit.
[03:07] erubeamu: We're not playing that game!
[03:08] xItalianmenacex: No, lets.
[03:08] xItalianmenacex: I want to play that game.
[03:08] erubeamu: I'm no good at that game.
[03:08] xItalianmenacex: Well.
[03:08] xItalianmenacex: I'm no good at smiling.
[03:08] erubeamu: I smile too much. Not good for bluffing.
[03:08] xItalianmenacex: Didn't stop you.
[03:09] erubeamu: You will be, ha-- two face. You WILL BE.
[03:09] erubeamu: You'll learn to smile at the world.
[03:09] xItalianmenacex: Will I?
[03:09] xItalianmenacex: Can you bring my wife back?
[03:09] erubeamu: I could put the wig back on.
[03:10] xItalianmenacex: ...
[03:10] xItalianmenacex: Don't even joke about that.
[03:10] erubeamu: I thought it was a nice wig.
[03:11] xItalianmenacex: Tch.
[03:11] xItalianmenacex: Went well with the dress.
[03:11] erubeamu: ....I knew you were in to that. Jeeez and they call ME a freak.
[03:11] xItalianmenacex: What? No.
[03:11] xItalianmenacex: I'm not into that.
[03:11] xItalianmenacex: Married, remember?
[03:11] xItalianmenacex: Or. Was about to be.
[03:13] erubeamu: I saw the gal, you know.
[03:13] erubeamu: Not much of a looker.
[03:13] erubeamu: a little manish
[03:13] xItalianmenacex: That's not what she told me.
[03:13] xItalianmenacex: She said you called her gorgeous.
[03:13] xItalianmenacex: Fiesty.
[03:14] xItalianmenacex: Threatened her with that fucking knife of yours.
[03:14] erubeamu: Who trusts women these days, really?
[03:14] xItalianmenacex: I did. I do.
[03:15] erubeamu: Hey, you wanna know how I got these scars?
[03:15] xItalianmenacex: I'm not interested.
[03:17] erubeamu: Pity.
Eru: The Joker
Me: Dent
[02:42] xItalianmenacex: No.
[02:42] erubeamu: ... 8}?
[02:43] xItalianmenacex: I'll blow your head off.
[02:43] erubeamu: I'll be a good boy D:
[02:43] xItalianmenacex: ...That's what I thought.
[02:43] *** erubeamu wants to directly connect.
[02:43] erubeamu: .... JUST AS PLANNED.
[02:44] xItalianmenacex: I thought you didn't plan.
[02:44] erubeamu: *KNIFES*
[02:44] erubeamu: Shhhh >_>
[02:44] erubeamu: I don't.
[02:44] erubeamu: Plan?
[02:44] erubeamu: What's a plan?
[02:44] xItalianmenacex: ...Ah.
[02:44] xItalianmenacex: Aha.
[02:44] xItalianmenacex: True colors showing?
[02:44] erubeamu: True colors shining through~ Ahahaha.
[02:44] erubeamu: No.
[02:45] xItalianmenacex: I highly doubt that.
[02:45] xItalianmenacex: You have a crack in your smile.
[02:46] erubeamu: My Smile is BEAUTIFUL. Yours is only half there :/
[02:47] xItalianmenacex: ...
[02:47] xItalianmenacex: That's not funny.
[02:47] erubeamu: ...
[02:47] erubeamu: WHY SO SERIOUS?
[02:48] xItalianmenacex: Because you need the other side the coin.
[02:48] xItalianmenacex: Can't have the whole world laughing like you.
[02:49] erubeamu: The whole world will be laughing.
[02:49] erubeamu: When they see you at least.
[02:49] erubeamu: Look at that face.
[02:49] erubeamu: YECH
[02:50] xItalianmenacex: ...Don't make me kill you.
[02:50] xItalianmenacex: Because, really, I'd rather see you rot.
[02:50] erubeamu: Now that's not nice at all.
[02:50] xItalianmenacex: And it would be a cruel joke to kill you with your own god-damn gun.
[02:50] xItalianmenacex: I'm not a nice man.
[02:51] erubeamu: You used to be~ Gotham's hero and all. Then that all... burned up.
[02:51] xItalianmenacex: Everything burns.
[02:51] erubeamu: Too true!
[02:51] erubeamu: Oh look, Harvey, we're agreeing!
[02:51] xItalianmenacex: Then why so surprised?
[02:51] xItalianmenacex: ...We won't agre.
[02:52] erubeamu: how splendid! Now you just need to smile more. *pinches cheeks*
[02:52] xItalianmenacex: *have a gun to your temple*
[02:52] xItalianmenacex: ...Say that again and I'll blow you to the little comedy club in the sky.
[02:53] erubeamu: Frown less 8}
[02:55] xItalianmenacex: ...
[02:55] xItalianmenacex: I can't.
[02:55] erubeamu: Well... maybe if we... *pushes at burny side with two fingers, trying to make a smile*
[02:56] xItalianmenacex: *HISS*
[02:56] erubeamu: Ah, ah ah! Such an attitude a little bit of fire gives a guy, sheesh.
[02:57] erubeamu: Imagine if you'd been blown up instead of your gal. You'd be unbearable.
[02:57] xItalianmenacex: ...I would be gone.
[02:57] xItalianmenacex: And she would be alive.
[02:57] xItalianmenacex: And that. That....would have been better than this.
[02:58] erubeamu: . . .
[02:58] erubeamu: Why
[02:58] erubeamu: So
[02:58] erubeamu: SERIoUS?
[02:58] erubeamu: Really now.
[02:58] xItalianmenacex: ...You wouldn't understand.
[02:58] erubeamu: Probably not. I don't understand anything that isn't one syllable.
[02:59] erubeamu: Kife. Gun. Fi....re....
[02:59] xItalianmenacex: Love.
[02:59] xItalianmenacex: Isn't that one syllable?
[02:59] xItalianmenacex: Losing your footing there.
[03:00] erubeamu: I've never even seen letters put together that way!
[03:00] erubeamu: Ahaha, I'm just KIDDING with you, Harvey.
[03:00] xItalianmenacex: Sorry. You're not that funny.
[03:01] erubeamu: Well not to you I wouldn't be.
[03:01] erubeamu: You're in the 'dark and deppressed' phase. The part of the process where you think the world is horrible and no one understands your pain.
[03:01] erubeamu: The world is AMAZING, harvey. Look at it~
[03:02] xItalianmenacex: Amazing?
[03:02] erubeamu: Amazing.
[03:02] xItalianmenacex: I see black. Black and red. And everything is burning.
[03:02] xItalianmenacex: I don't see anything amazing about that.
[03:02] erubeamu: The burning is amazing. Watching the world as it collapses in on itself. It's entertainment in the highest form.
[03:03] erubeamu: Just SMILE harvey. Smile and look at how spectacular all this chaos outside is.
[03:03] xItalianmenacex: Heh.
[03:03] xItalianmenacex: You know, I'll smile when Gordon gets his.
[03:04] erubeamu: ....Splendid.
[03:04] xItalianmenacex: Knew you'd get a kick out of that.
[03:05] erubeamu: You're going to be a fine citizen now, Harvey. A damn fine citizen.
[03:05] xItalianmenacex: Am I.
[03:05] xItalianmenacex: And it isn't Harvey.
[03:05] xItalianmenacex: Harvey Dent is dead, remember?
[03:05] erubeamu: Heh. Right right. Dead. Dead and gone.
[03:05] erubeamu: And who am I talking to now then, hmmm?
[03:05] xItalianmenacex: ...
[03:05] xItalianmenacex: Two Face.
[03:06] erubeamu: Ahahahaha. Two Face. Two Face indeed..
[03:06] xItalianmenacex: ...What is that supposed to mean?
[03:06] xItalianmenacex: Joker.
[03:07] erubeamu: What? nothing. Nothing at all. I don't have meanings
[03:07] xItalianmenacex: Bullshit.
[03:07] erubeamu: We're not playing that game!
[03:08] xItalianmenacex: No, lets.
[03:08] xItalianmenacex: I want to play that game.
[03:08] erubeamu: I'm no good at that game.
[03:08] xItalianmenacex: Well.
[03:08] xItalianmenacex: I'm no good at smiling.
[03:08] erubeamu: I smile too much. Not good for bluffing.
[03:08] xItalianmenacex: Didn't stop you.
[03:09] erubeamu: You will be, ha-- two face. You WILL BE.
[03:09] erubeamu: You'll learn to smile at the world.
[03:09] xItalianmenacex: Will I?
[03:09] xItalianmenacex: Can you bring my wife back?
[03:09] erubeamu: I could put the wig back on.
[03:10] xItalianmenacex: ...
[03:10] xItalianmenacex: Don't even joke about that.
[03:10] erubeamu: I thought it was a nice wig.
[03:11] xItalianmenacex: Tch.
[03:11] xItalianmenacex: Went well with the dress.
[03:11] erubeamu: ....I knew you were in to that. Jeeez and they call ME a freak.
[03:11] xItalianmenacex: What? No.
[03:11] xItalianmenacex: I'm not into that.
[03:11] xItalianmenacex: Married, remember?
[03:11] xItalianmenacex: Or. Was about to be.
[03:13] erubeamu: I saw the gal, you know.
[03:13] erubeamu: Not much of a looker.
[03:13] erubeamu: a little manish
[03:13] xItalianmenacex: That's not what she told me.
[03:13] xItalianmenacex: She said you called her gorgeous.
[03:13] xItalianmenacex: Fiesty.
[03:14] xItalianmenacex: Threatened her with that fucking knife of yours.
[03:14] erubeamu: Who trusts women these days, really?
[03:14] xItalianmenacex: I did. I do.
[03:15] erubeamu: Hey, you wanna know how I got these scars?
[03:15] xItalianmenacex: I'm not interested.
[03:17] erubeamu: Pity.