funnies.
Joker:
Why wasn't Jesus born in Australia?
Because they couldn't find three wise men or a vigin.
What did the Elephant say to the naked man?
How the hell do you eat with that thing
A dog with three legs walks into a saloon in the old west and growls...
"I'm lookin' fer the man who shot my paw..."
Whats the best thing about line-dancers?
You can usually get 'em all with just one grenade.
Girl: My boyfriend boasts to all his friends that he's gonna marry the most beuatiful girl in the wolrd.
Mother: Oh, thats a shame. I thought he liked you....
"he's a man of hidden talent. Soon as we find one, we'll let ya know."
Whats the difference between a lawyer and a hooker?
The Hooker will probably stop screwing you when your dead.