if the black stone's round, how can u kiss the corner?
last night was gay. dead cow and beer at lil' abners then Alison was hollerin about some kind of lingerie show she had something to do with at incahoots, so since Rob has to fly home to London on sat. she insisted that he come along. despite my intense hatred for the incahoots scene, i rolled with to save rob the discomfort. turns out the show is next week, so there was NO lingerie show. wack, i know. so it was just gay ass 80's night at incahoots. a bunch of dumb ass kids trying way too hard to... hell, i don't know, SUCK i guess. rub and i got fairly shitty drinking and clowning on hipsters then bailed out and came back to the womb, blazed and watched an Ali G flick. i'd already seen most of it, and it's hilarious, but there was SOOOOO many things i couldn't have quite 'gotten' without the aid of a proper engishman here to explain.
woke up this morning semi hung over. i'd already planned today as a call-in-sick-so-i-can-work-on-my-side-projects-day, so i didn't wake up until 9 or so. i didn't really manage to get shit done prior to lunch downtown at simple simons with K. i created a new sandwich for their menu. they have BLT's BLAAT's, and LAMB, so i ordered a BLAMB! (bacon + lamb) because, as i said, it's just not enough to ruthlessly slaughter an innocent lamb, you gotta throw some filthy pig flesh on there too. anyways, lunch was good and i've been working at home ever since.
..so, that's that..
but isn't it funny how sometimes you'll see people you barely know or at least haven't known in forever and out of awkwardness u do the whole, "heeey how's it going, what have you been up to, etc. etc" thing with them and the whole time you're trying to remember their name or where the hell u know them from. lots of that going on in the last 24 hrs.
1. last night at incahoots i saw a girl who was vaguely familiar behind me at the bar and all i could remember was that her name was Cassandra but i didn't know where i knew her from until about 5 minutes later. she was my homeboy Rodneys gf like 5 years ago and i ony met her the night they broke up at the simple simons xmas party when he flipped out on her and was screaming about what a whore she is and uttered the now famous quote, "THAT GIRL HAS THE BIGGEST PUSSY EVER!". it was hilarious, i swear.
2. same deal with "B.J." who i ran into again at incahoots. just some douche who was hanging around trying to get on K when her and i first got together like 4 years ago. i barely know the guy, but still had to suffer that mutually discomforting exchange.
3. i don't remember his name, but he's working at simple simons now. used to work at RBC's. i hung out with him now and then a few years ago, i think i met him through punk rock mike, but i'll be damned if i can remember his name. he even had to ask mine, but still we had to do the whole, "duuuuude what's upppp" shit. wtf?
4. i stopped at the Juice it Up on VB on my way home from lunch for carrot juice and wheatgrass and saw Marco. see, i BARELY know marco. he was a good friend of my now sister-in-law back in the day when we used to tweak and he came over now and then and play guitars/bass and shit, but i moved shortly after that and didn't see him again until i started seeing his band Manntis play around here. it was funny though, cuz i'm pretty sure he couldn't remember who the fuck i was, but still out of habit was asking me what i've been up to and shit. i should've said something like, "oh you know, still doing the gay porn and bukkake shit." he'd have had no idea i was bullshitting, but i'll bet he'd damn well remember me as the mohawked batty boy next time i see him.
anyways, back to work.
respect.
woke up this morning semi hung over. i'd already planned today as a call-in-sick-so-i-can-work-on-my-side-projects-day, so i didn't wake up until 9 or so. i didn't really manage to get shit done prior to lunch downtown at simple simons with K. i created a new sandwich for their menu. they have BLT's BLAAT's, and LAMB, so i ordered a BLAMB! (bacon + lamb) because, as i said, it's just not enough to ruthlessly slaughter an innocent lamb, you gotta throw some filthy pig flesh on there too. anyways, lunch was good and i've been working at home ever since.
..so, that's that..
but isn't it funny how sometimes you'll see people you barely know or at least haven't known in forever and out of awkwardness u do the whole, "heeey how's it going, what have you been up to, etc. etc" thing with them and the whole time you're trying to remember their name or where the hell u know them from. lots of that going on in the last 24 hrs.
1. last night at incahoots i saw a girl who was vaguely familiar behind me at the bar and all i could remember was that her name was Cassandra but i didn't know where i knew her from until about 5 minutes later. she was my homeboy Rodneys gf like 5 years ago and i ony met her the night they broke up at the simple simons xmas party when he flipped out on her and was screaming about what a whore she is and uttered the now famous quote, "THAT GIRL HAS THE BIGGEST PUSSY EVER!". it was hilarious, i swear.
2. same deal with "B.J." who i ran into again at incahoots. just some douche who was hanging around trying to get on K when her and i first got together like 4 years ago. i barely know the guy, but still had to suffer that mutually discomforting exchange.
3. i don't remember his name, but he's working at simple simons now. used to work at RBC's. i hung out with him now and then a few years ago, i think i met him through punk rock mike, but i'll be damned if i can remember his name. he even had to ask mine, but still we had to do the whole, "duuuuude what's upppp" shit. wtf?
4. i stopped at the Juice it Up on VB on my way home from lunch for carrot juice and wheatgrass and saw Marco. see, i BARELY know marco. he was a good friend of my now sister-in-law back in the day when we used to tweak and he came over now and then and play guitars/bass and shit, but i moved shortly after that and didn't see him again until i started seeing his band Manntis play around here. it was funny though, cuz i'm pretty sure he couldn't remember who the fuck i was, but still out of habit was asking me what i've been up to and shit. i should've said something like, "oh you know, still doing the gay porn and bukkake shit." he'd have had no idea i was bullshitting, but i'll bet he'd damn well remember me as the mohawked batty boy next time i see him.
anyways, back to work.
respect.