Dear Brain, You suck, Sincerely, Yourself
Oh my fuck I think I'm done with the damn paper that was due three days ago. Here's hoping my prof gives me and my weird mental state a break and accepts the damn thing. I've literally sat in front of my Word processor for four days, staring at it, unable to type a single paragraph. WTF, brain? You need to last until the second week of December, ok? None of this faffing off to blank-slate land!
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