Welcome Post

Oct 01, 2020 02:19

Hello lovely people! My name is Venilia. Not my RL name, natch. It rhymes with Amelia, but Venny works for short.

What on earth does one write for an intro post? I should say something really clever or interesting here, right? Something where you'll go, "Oh yeah, that girl! She made me laugh. I like her!" I could quote Monty Python, or work in something by Terry Pratchett or David Barry. Or I could be really academic and quote Frankenstein or Beatnik poetry or Aristotle.

Unfortunately, I'm too lazy. But just know that if I were to put some effort into it, I could totally be witty and lovely. You would be wowed.

Feel free to ask me whatever you like. Let me get to know you. Tell me something interesting about yourself. There isn't a lot that's going to scare me off or offend me unless you're being purposefully spiteful or creepy. I tend to give the benefit of the doubt.

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