Hugs 'n Smooches

[vengefulpuppet]

I would like to thank my bootylicious friend, Rob, for helping make my LiveJournal so spiffy.  I owe him a lot of money.  He knows where he can find it.

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*giggles and shits*

[lasrosasazules]

*huggers and kisses* No worries :D, it was fun ;D. I sure know where your treasure of green is, hah! I won't be reaching into your safe anytime soon *laughs* besides, I just can't penetrate your beautiful, fragile flower.

It's just so

WRONG

Re: *giggles and shits*

[vengefulpuppet]

*crosses legs and blushes*

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[lasrosasazules]

*thwarts innocent advances*

*cuts handsome eyes at you while a breeze blows my chesnut hair*

*hears you sigh with passion and lust*
*looks at you*

*lips quiver*

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[vengefulpuppet]

*loins burn with unquenchable lust*
*quivers*
*swoons*

Re: *giggles and shits*

[lasrosasazules]

*grabs you before you impale yourself on a reed*

Oh my love, where have you been all of my life?
I adore your milky white heaving breast so!

Dear Gods! Rescue me!
My meat stick is rising with such forbidden frenzy!

I shall not penetrate this young.. oh so supple and delicious... virgin?

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[vengefulpuppet]

I can stand this waiting no longer!
Pierce me with your fleshy sword!
Oh, if only your devilish hips would thrust in my direction. *yearns*
What is this feeling that overwhelms me?
Forgive me, Lord, for my sins.
I MUST HAVE THIS MAN!!!

Re: *giggles and shits*

[lasrosasazules]

Mary enthroned above says I should not break your fleshy walls of shame!
Only should you have a child by immaculate conception, you devious slut!
The Good Lord above would never cross eyes with your tainted flesh, for that it's been dirtied by thoughts of sick, vile, repulsive, perversion!

*weeps with sorrow*

*eyes light up* *smiles at your direction*
at least can I get a blow-job?

Re: *giggles and shits*

[vengefulpuppet]

*lowers head in disgrace*
*sighs*
Let me get my prayer pillow.

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[lasrosasazules]

PILLOW FIGHT!!!

*accidently farts* *squeek* *blushes* *giggle*

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[vengefulpuppet]

*smothers herself*
End of conversation.

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[lasrosasazules]

*tries to self-fellatio* *neck snaps*

XO