Excuse Me?

[vengefulpuppet]

This is the first and last conversation I have ever had with this person.  He skipped the asl part and went straight to my underwear.

ballsofgold2525: what color are your panties;
Me : if I told you would you wear them on your head?
ballsofgold2525: ummmm nah
Me : k, can't tell you then
ballsofgold2525: oh well
Me : *sigh* oh well
ballsofgold2525: whats the catch
Me : that was the catch, you wear them on your head
Me : FOR ALL ETERNITY!!!
ballsofgold2525: well that would suck
Me : for you, most certainly
Me : but I'd get a kick out of it
ballsofgold2525: what if i wore them on my head on the weekends only
Me : I suppose that would be okay.  But you better hope they aren't days of the week panties.  Otherwise you'd be pretty embarassed when you're wearing Wednesday's underwear on a Saturday.
ballsofgold2525: its a chance i would have to take
Me : Indeed.
Me : I was surprised when I saw you didn't have a picture of a large penis in your profile.
Me : If your aim was to be more unpredictable than your introduction was, then well done.
ballsofgold2525: just being me..
ballsofgold2525: but i do have a pic of my penis
Me : I'm sure you're not the only one
ballsofgold2525: what did you expect.. i'm a guy
ballsofgold2525: we are all the same
Me : That makes me sad inside.
Me : see? 
ballsofgold2525: oh...
ballsofgold2525: well do you have big tits
Me : Yes, they're large and bouncy, I like to throw them against hard objects and laugh when they're flung back in my face.
ballsofgold2525: Amazing lol
Me : Truly