[voice post]
[In the background, you can hear V's jukebox playing music -- if you listen close, you can tell strains of 'Being for the Benefit of Mr. Kite'. V sounds a smidge more cheerful than his last few days.]
A small bit of humor for dark times:
A man was taking a tour of a madhouse, and he asked the warden, "How do you know if someone needs to be institutionalized?"
"Simple," says the warden. "If we're not sure about someone, we fill a bathtub with water and hand them a teaspoon, a tablespoon, and a bucket. We then ask them to empty the bathtub."
"Oh, I see," said the man. "A normal person would use the bucket!"
"No," said the warden. "A normal person would unplug the drain. Would you like a bed near the window, then?"
((OOC: Heard that joke at work, thought it was the sort of thing V would enjoy, for some reason. ...maybe he just like jokes/riddles about crazy people. :P))
A small bit of humor for dark times:
A man was taking a tour of a madhouse, and he asked the warden, "How do you know if someone needs to be institutionalized?"
"Simple," says the warden. "If we're not sure about someone, we fill a bathtub with water and hand them a teaspoon, a tablespoon, and a bucket. We then ask them to empty the bathtub."
"Oh, I see," said the man. "A normal person would use the bucket!"
"No," said the warden. "A normal person would unplug the drain. Would you like a bed near the window, then?"
((OOC: Heard that joke at work, thought it was the sort of thing V would enjoy, for some reason. ...maybe he just like jokes/riddles about crazy people. :P))