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First I thought this'd be fun, y'know? Thief in a male demon body? This guy's got powers. I mean, you should feel the magic that's surging through him. Magic and electricity, not so diff.
So yeah, the first thing I did was strip. This guy, no fashion sense. I don't think he's changed his wardrobe since the button was invented. There aren't any mirrors in this stupid dimension of his so I had to bum a compact off of one of the girls around here. She had no clue that anything was off-kilter.
Managed to teleport to a secluded spot. Hey, teleportation, could be useful for stealing stuff. I can learn to like this new body.
Except for one thing.
This guy. Nothing down there.
I think his species buds off new offspring or something because there's nothing resembling anything male in between the legs.
Course, I'm not a demon expert. Maybe I should get in touch with that Wesley guy who works with Angel. He's some sort of demon expert, I think.
Unless he's switched bodies too.
Crap, this'll be a long day. Plus, I've got this inherent need to go to Iraq.
Holy sh--...he's still alive?!
So yeah, the first thing I did was strip. This guy, no fashion sense. I don't think he's changed his wardrobe since the button was invented. There aren't any mirrors in this stupid dimension of his so I had to bum a compact off of one of the girls around here. She had no clue that anything was off-kilter.
Managed to teleport to a secluded spot. Hey, teleportation, could be useful for stealing stuff. I can learn to like this new body.
Except for one thing.
This guy. Nothing down there.
I think his species buds off new offspring or something because there's nothing resembling anything male in between the legs.
Course, I'm not a demon expert. Maybe I should get in touch with that Wesley guy who works with Angel. He's some sort of demon expert, I think.
Unless he's switched bodies too.
Crap, this'll be a long day. Plus, I've got this inherent need to go to Iraq.
Holy sh--...he's still alive?!