There are things better left unsaid
I am continually impressed by Ms. Rowling's ability to draw a reader into her prose. Or this just might be a small side effect of the cursed paper used to print her books.
Ah yes, and there is a death in this book. A death of a beloved character. Rumors abound as to who this is. The clues were all there. It's is quite obvious to all who have read the previous tomes. So wh
FIREWALL INITIATED...FIREWALL INITIATED...FIREWALL INITIATED
The rest of this post will be replaced with The Pants Song from Mystery Science Theater 3000.
Pants! Pants!
Sing the praises of pants!
Nothing better shows my taste
Than what I wear below my waist.
Say pants! Hoo hoo! Pants!
Sing the praises of pants!
They help me suck in my gut,
They always cover up my butt.
Pants! Pants!
Sing the praises of pants!
Wear them and you're a cool guy
As long as you zip up your fly.
Zip!
Pants! Pants!
Sing the praises of pants!
That's right, ladies and gentlemen. Consider the pant. You know, the Pant Association urges you to wear your pants at least three times a day.
The great men of our time have all worn pants. Roosevelt, Churchill, de Gaulle, Ghandi -- well, almost all of them.
Dolphins. One of the smartest mammals on Earth. Do they wear pants? No, but they wish they did. That's how smart they are!
What keeps our legs all warm and hot?
Pants!
What prevents a buffalo shot?
Pants!
What do they got that I ain't got?
Pants.
Oh, you can say that again...
Ah yes, and there is a death in this book. A death of a beloved character. Rumors abound as to who this is. The clues were all there. It's is quite obvious to all who have read the previous tomes. So wh
FIREWALL INITIATED...FIREWALL INITIATED...FIREWALL INITIATED
The rest of this post will be replaced with The Pants Song from Mystery Science Theater 3000.
Pants! Pants!
Sing the praises of pants!
Nothing better shows my taste
Than what I wear below my waist.
Say pants! Hoo hoo! Pants!
Sing the praises of pants!
They help me suck in my gut,
They always cover up my butt.
Pants! Pants!
Sing the praises of pants!
Wear them and you're a cool guy
As long as you zip up your fly.
Zip!
Pants! Pants!
Sing the praises of pants!
That's right, ladies and gentlemen. Consider the pant. You know, the Pant Association urges you to wear your pants at least three times a day.
The great men of our time have all worn pants. Roosevelt, Churchill, de Gaulle, Ghandi -- well, almost all of them.
Dolphins. One of the smartest mammals on Earth. Do they wear pants? No, but they wish they did. That's how smart they are!
What keeps our legs all warm and hot?
Pants!
What prevents a buffalo shot?
Pants!
What do they got that I ain't got?
Pants.
Oh, you can say that again...