HAPPY CHRISTMAS
I'm sick of this "SINGING CHRISTMAS TREE" crap. It's played out.
Next year, I'm hosting The Singing Advent Wreath which stars a purple clad nun, priest, and bishop, with a little pink choir boy for laetare Sunday!
They will sing such hits at:
This Little Lace of Mine - I'm Gonna Let it Shine
I'm Dreaming of a Sarum ChristMASS
Frosty the Verger
Rudolph the Red Nosed Vicar
-Reverend Rudolph with your nose so bright... how many drinks have you had tonight?
The Little Choir Boy
Come they told me
pa rum pum pum pum
A boy in lace to see,
pa rum pum pum pum
Our finest ruff to wear
pa rum pum pum pum...
And MY favourite...
Rev. Mother is Coming to Town
You better watch out
You better not lie
Cause when you sin
Baby Jesus Cry cries
Rev. Mother is coming to town
She's making a list,
And checking it twice;
Gonna find out Who's pious and nice.
Rev Mother is coming to town
She sees you when you're wanking
She knows if you masturbate
She knows if you've touched yourself
You'll go blind for goodness sake!
O! You better watch out!
You better not cry.
You'd better pray, I'm telling you why.
Rev Mother is coming to town.
Rev Mother is coming to town.
Clearly- I have had no time off until today. Wishing you all the best 12 days of Christmas.
Next year, I'm hosting The Singing Advent Wreath which stars a purple clad nun, priest, and bishop, with a little pink choir boy for laetare Sunday!
They will sing such hits at:
This Little Lace of Mine - I'm Gonna Let it Shine
I'm Dreaming of a Sarum ChristMASS
Frosty the Verger
Rudolph the Red Nosed Vicar
-Reverend Rudolph with your nose so bright... how many drinks have you had tonight?
The Little Choir Boy
Come they told me
pa rum pum pum pum
A boy in lace to see,
pa rum pum pum pum
Our finest ruff to wear
pa rum pum pum pum...
And MY favourite...
Rev. Mother is Coming to Town
You better watch out
You better not lie
Cause when you sin
Baby Jesus Cry cries
Rev. Mother is coming to town
She's making a list,
And checking it twice;
Gonna find out Who's pious and nice.
Rev Mother is coming to town
She sees you when you're wanking
She knows if you masturbate
She knows if you've touched yourself
You'll go blind for goodness sake!
O! You better watch out!
You better not cry.
You'd better pray, I'm telling you why.
Rev Mother is coming to town.
Rev Mother is coming to town.
Clearly- I have had no time off until today. Wishing you all the best 12 days of Christmas.