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If I hear anymore cracks about who I am taking to Hogsmeade I am going to jinx someone, and I assure you: I wouldn't show any mercy. Valentines day is a stupid Holiday (if it could ever be called that) created by a worthless muggle in hope that their buisness as a florist would double.
It was their fault they became a florist, anyway. Obviously they wanted to be bored with themselves for all eternity.
I'm sure you could all guess that I don't have a date for Valentines Day. The very thought sickens me.
Awkward teenage couples heading to that boring wizard village, their faces flushed a sickening red because they are so locked up inside their little lives that they don't realise how inane the whole holiday is.
It makes me want to vomit.
It was their fault they became a florist, anyway. Obviously they wanted to be bored with themselves for all eternity.
I'm sure you could all guess that I don't have a date for Valentines Day. The very thought sickens me.
Awkward teenage couples heading to that boring wizard village, their faces flushed a sickening red because they are so locked up inside their little lives that they don't realise how inane the whole holiday is.
It makes me want to vomit.