Red cars and piss.
Person #1: Man I need to piss so bad.
Person #2: Wait one second. Ill stop and you can piss.
Person #1: Dude lets piss on this car. I hate red.
Person #2: Do it man. I just hate people who drive red cars.
Person #1: Where do I piss on it at.
Person #2: Piss on the door handle and the tail pipe.
Person #1: I wish I had to shit as well. I could put in on the windshield.
Person #2: That would be sick as fuck. Man why dont you have to shit?
Yeah, we had a little more fun than we should. Just I think the repo man will have more fun when he comes and gets the car.
Life is good when you have people that hate you. It gives you something to do when you're bored out of your mind.
Person #2: Wait one second. Ill stop and you can piss.
Person #1: Dude lets piss on this car. I hate red.
Person #2: Do it man. I just hate people who drive red cars.
Person #1: Where do I piss on it at.
Person #2: Piss on the door handle and the tail pipe.
Person #1: I wish I had to shit as well. I could put in on the windshield.
Person #2: That would be sick as fuck. Man why dont you have to shit?
Yeah, we had a little more fun than we should. Just I think the repo man will have more fun when he comes and gets the car.
Life is good when you have people that hate you. It gives you something to do when you're bored out of your mind.