To Do Today

[venal]

Spit in beauracracy's eye---check
Explore the lower bowels of Tech---check
Dance and sing while stuffing mailboxes---check
Balance checkbook---check
Feel underdressed in McDonald's---check
Get kicked out of Victoria's Secret---check
Break into North Beach and have the cops called---check
Blow shit up for Guy Fawkes Day, including pants---check
Become an ER doctor for Freshman with an allergic reaction---check

Take over the world---pending