*Pissed Rant*
ok, so last thursday when people came over to drink some idiot took off one of the bottle wrappers to a Heineken's beer bottle and hid it under a place mat which sits under a bowl of fruit.
Why in hell my mom was even looking under there in the first place i have no god damn idea but she found it.
Luckily I'm a great liar and my mom bought it completely, let alone the fact that i spun it so even if she hadn't by the end of it she was agreeing with me that me drinking is more then understandable.
But yeah, why someone would stick the sticker to the tile below a place mat and under a fruit bowl is beyond my comprehension, and i can guarantee that fruit bowl was there all night of the party because i remember cleaning up before and after and it being in the same darn spot.
But w/e, I covered my bases with this problem and it was no longer a problem. Unfortunately my brother calls me up right as I'm done talking to me mum and first thing he asks is "hey do you have any friends over 21 who can buy us drinks.
I hold the phone away from my head to see if my mom could hear it five feet away or not and its clear as a fucking bell...she heard everything.
So now my da's been informed and he's gone on a warpath at my brother that I've somehow managed to dodge at least for now, thank god, but generally these things find a way to bite me in the ass so I'm ready to kill all in site and need to get the fuck outta this house...
Today I also subbed for a co-workers morning lessons. Now i love swim teaching and the classes were fine for the most part, but holy fucking guano batman! could my shift managers have been any less helpful?
I had no idea where my classes were being held, no idea who was in my classes, now idea the materials i needed for classes, and for the last class of the day it said i was teaching waterfrogs with another instructor. But apperently day 1 they switched her to help with tadpoles and no one told me. Nor did anyone decide to tell me that for SOMEFUCKINGREASONNOONECOULDEXPLAIN they decided that after 7 years of teaching waterfrogs in the same spot, they should change it for this one lesson of this one session. So i got to my spot i should be at, to be told to go to the waterfrogs classes, to arrive at the waterfrogs classes late, to find out i'm teaching tadepoles to which i arrive (now even later) to find that I don't actually have a class and that it was assimilated into another group of instructor who wanted more kids in their classes and got the ok and NO ONE TOLD ME
So i decide to help out another instructor for the lesson, w/e, not a big deal i guess since i didn't actually end up being late. But what really bugs me is I asked this morning, "Is there anything i should know" and I was told that everything was fine and they would help me find my classes.
Plz weekend, your not far off...bring explosives and stupid people to throw them at...
Why in hell my mom was even looking under there in the first place i have no god damn idea but she found it.
Luckily I'm a great liar and my mom bought it completely, let alone the fact that i spun it so even if she hadn't by the end of it she was agreeing with me that me drinking is more then understandable.
But yeah, why someone would stick the sticker to the tile below a place mat and under a fruit bowl is beyond my comprehension, and i can guarantee that fruit bowl was there all night of the party because i remember cleaning up before and after and it being in the same darn spot.
But w/e, I covered my bases with this problem and it was no longer a problem. Unfortunately my brother calls me up right as I'm done talking to me mum and first thing he asks is "hey do you have any friends over 21 who can buy us drinks.
I hold the phone away from my head to see if my mom could hear it five feet away or not and its clear as a fucking bell...she heard everything.
So now my da's been informed and he's gone on a warpath at my brother that I've somehow managed to dodge at least for now, thank god, but generally these things find a way to bite me in the ass so I'm ready to kill all in site and need to get the fuck outta this house...
Today I also subbed for a co-workers morning lessons. Now i love swim teaching and the classes were fine for the most part, but holy fucking guano batman! could my shift managers have been any less helpful?
I had no idea where my classes were being held, no idea who was in my classes, now idea the materials i needed for classes, and for the last class of the day it said i was teaching waterfrogs with another instructor. But apperently day 1 they switched her to help with tadpoles and no one told me. Nor did anyone decide to tell me that for SOMEFUCKINGREASONNOONECOULDEXPLAIN they decided that after 7 years of teaching waterfrogs in the same spot, they should change it for this one lesson of this one session. So i got to my spot i should be at, to be told to go to the waterfrogs classes, to arrive at the waterfrogs classes late, to find out i'm teaching tadepoles to which i arrive (now even later) to find that I don't actually have a class and that it was assimilated into another group of instructor who wanted more kids in their classes and got the ok and NO ONE TOLD ME
So i decide to help out another instructor for the lesson, w/e, not a big deal i guess since i didn't actually end up being late. But what really bugs me is I asked this morning, "Is there anything i should know" and I was told that everything was fine and they would help me find my classes.
Plz weekend, your not far off...bring explosives and stupid people to throw them at...