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"The Dinner Party"
In order to hide from the..people I wanted to hide from... I had to find some sort of disguise. The conveniently placed fresh fruit and vege shop was so conveeeeeeeenient!. Nobody would have guessed it was me.
Once at home..my guests arrived. We opened three bottles of wine and a bottle of butterscotch something or other. Cameron looks quite classy with his wine glass.
NB. The stickers were still on the wine glasses. People scoffed at this. But how else are you to know the glass you're drinking from is expensive?
I don't remember what Sabby was laughing at. I guess it must have been pretty darned funny. If only I wasn't concentrating on not dropping the camera.
Zis is Schlaurie schucking on his SCHPOOOON.
Sarah with her wine.
aaaand another glass of wine!
Too classy.
That's what I call my "telephone voice face". You can see how much I had to concentrate whilst using the phone. By this point in the evening I was convinced that I was just a torso floating around the room. My limbs had gone on holidays..or I never had limbs to begin with.
I am a giant TORSO.
By this point I think I'd consumed a little too much alcohol. You know. The best bit of a bottle of white wine and the butterscotch stuff. I was very impressed by myself when I discovered I could still operate the camera.
Impressive to the max!
Lazy eye and a double chin. Attractive?
I thought so.
Cats bum CAMERON.
Maybe his grapes were sour? Who knows.
Thankyou all who came.
In order to hide from the..people I wanted to hide from... I had to find some sort of disguise. The conveniently placed fresh fruit and vege shop was so conveeeeeeeenient!. Nobody would have guessed it was me.
Once at home..my guests arrived. We opened three bottles of wine and a bottle of butterscotch something or other. Cameron looks quite classy with his wine glass.
NB. The stickers were still on the wine glasses. People scoffed at this. But how else are you to know the glass you're drinking from is expensive?
I don't remember what Sabby was laughing at. I guess it must have been pretty darned funny. If only I wasn't concentrating on not dropping the camera.
Zis is Schlaurie schucking on his SCHPOOOON.
Sarah with her wine.
aaaand another glass of wine!
Too classy.
That's what I call my "telephone voice face". You can see how much I had to concentrate whilst using the phone. By this point in the evening I was convinced that I was just a torso floating around the room. My limbs had gone on holidays..or I never had limbs to begin with.
I am a giant TORSO.
By this point I think I'd consumed a little too much alcohol. You know. The best bit of a bottle of white wine and the butterscotch stuff. I was very impressed by myself when I discovered I could still operate the camera.
Impressive to the max!
Lazy eye and a double chin. Attractive?
I thought so.
Cats bum CAMERON.
Maybe his grapes were sour? Who knows.
Thankyou all who came.