Just when I think he can't get any more precious....
Okay, so. Listening to Seacrest podcasts at work, because I'm totally obsessed and addicted. First of all,
he talks to Sandra Bullock about 'The Proposal', and is adorable and talks about how he cried ("four times!") and at one point is utterly adorably camp and oh my god, you guys.
Then,
he talks to Ryan Reynolds about 'The Proposal', and is utterly adorable, and talks about how seeing Ryan R. in a towel was 'frustrating' (which is hilarious, and Ryan R. clearly doesn't quite know how to take this, but then Ryan S. explains that it's because Ryan R. looks so good and Ryan S. has body image issues, so) and then. He starts playing "It Takes Two" by Rob Base and DJ Easy Rock which. It's like, a '90s rap song, or something, and Ryan Seacrest, who does not seem to understand that he is a tiny, fluffy white dude, like, ever, and says things like, "holla, sister!" and tweets "Word!" at people, starts rapping along. I was CRYING WITH LAUGHTER at my desk.
On my podcast playlist, this is immediately followed by
an interview with Bret Michaels (lead singer of Poison), and it starts with Ryan playing 'Every Rose Has Its Thorn' which he sings along with, omg his FACE.
(He can't sing.)
Then he starts talking about how this set piece had fallen on Bret's head during the Tony Awards, and this is ACTUALLY what he says:
"They tried to crush you! They tried to crush my Bret Michaels!"
HIS Bret Michaels, you guys. Oh my god, Ryan Seacrest, seriously.