My ears are currently on fire. No, not in the sense that they're 'burning' because people are talking about me (although the people in my office probably are currently talking about me and how I look like a total mental patient sitting at my desk dying (and crying) with laughter). In the sense that the amount of utter FLAMING GAY that just came through my headphones SET THEM ON FIRE.
So, I can't listen to Ryan Seacrest live on the radio. This pains me, because it would brighten up my afternoon from 1.30pm until 4.30/5pm. But I CAN listen to the clips on the
website. Which is what I've been doing all morning.
So I've been listening to them in no particular order, and then I get to
Jim Parsons. In case you're not already aware, he's one of the stars on a hilariously funny US comedy called
The Big Bang Theory which is great because I kinda relate to some of these people.
Anyway, it starts off, Ryan doesn't know anything about the show or Jim, but when he finally gets around to talking to Jim, it transpires that Jim is possibly the biggest Ryan fanboy EVER.
Also? FLAMING.
And it's like...Ryan becomes even more so while talking to him ("I LOVE him!") and then, like, basically talk about how they're going to vote for each other at the Emmys. And then Ryan starts talking about how he's clearly gay, and then backtracks and is like, "...is he out?" and then oh my god, seriously. THEY SHOULD TOTALLY BE BOYFRIENDS IF I WASN'T SO HARDCORE SIMON/RYAN.