dear God,
yo. so, i was wondering. on the uh Sin Scale, exactly how bad would it be to do naughty horrible wickedly delicious things to a
thirteen year old boy? would that be a one-way ticket to roast city or do i get a slap on the wrist for that one? hail marys? severe penance? hard time? i'd be willing to compromise. you give me him and that wand and i'll do a one year tour mother theresa style in some starving foreign country. do we have a deal?
love your faithfully naughty daughter,
bec