Rootbeer Float
Today I was drenched in rootbeer. Nicci and I went to get a few groceries after she got off work this morning. We wanted some pop, and I insisted on rootbeer. She wanted dr. pepper. Normally she's the rootbeer queen, and I want something else, but this time I really wanted rootbeer. It was a craving. You know what I'm saying? HAD TO HAVE IT!!! She caved. We got rootbeer. What happened next, is payback for my selfishness.
We got home, unloaded groceries, and made sandwiches. I thought to myself "Ah yes, I must have my rootbeer." Nothing goes better with a sandwich than rootbeer, right? I fill up a tall glass with ice, and then I go for the 2 liter bottle of rootbeer, licking my lips, thinking about how good it's going to taste. Oh yes, can't wait. Unscrew the lid and wooosh splash blurp blurp splash wooosh!!!! Half the bottle, all exploded all over me and all over Nic, like it was a freshly uncorked bottle of champagne. Holy crap. We were floating in rootbeer. Needless to say, Nic was ticked. ROFL I was soaked, sticky, and laughing my ass off. It was funny. So what followed next was 2 showers (yeah baby, I know, you think we should have taken one together. sicko!) I've had 2 showers so far today and I've only been up for 5 hours. I have to haul my ass to work in about 45 minutes. Today I got the 4-midnight shift. Sucky sucky.
Think I'll have me a glass of rootbeer now, and do some posting on the mighty IT board.
We got home, unloaded groceries, and made sandwiches. I thought to myself "Ah yes, I must have my rootbeer." Nothing goes better with a sandwich than rootbeer, right? I fill up a tall glass with ice, and then I go for the 2 liter bottle of rootbeer, licking my lips, thinking about how good it's going to taste. Oh yes, can't wait. Unscrew the lid and wooosh splash blurp blurp splash wooosh!!!! Half the bottle, all exploded all over me and all over Nic, like it was a freshly uncorked bottle of champagne. Holy crap. We were floating in rootbeer. Needless to say, Nic was ticked. ROFL I was soaked, sticky, and laughing my ass off. It was funny. So what followed next was 2 showers (yeah baby, I know, you think we should have taken one together. sicko!) I've had 2 showers so far today and I've only been up for 5 hours. I have to haul my ass to work in about 45 minutes. Today I got the 4-midnight shift. Sucky sucky.
Think I'll have me a glass of rootbeer now, and do some posting on the mighty IT board.