Requests 001-010

[velvetassistant]

Comments

[icaststhespells]

Accepting #005.

[velvetassistant]

Thank you. You have until the stroke of Midnight on the day after 12th of Christmas, January 6th. I eagerly await your next visit.

[bigstebowski]

It would be my pleasure and honor accompanying you, Miss Elizabeth. I will gladly accept [009: Holiday Caroling].

[velvetassistant]

Oh, how wonderful, Master of the Big Star. I was ever so hopeful someone would take me on this limited time only opportunity.

[bigstebowski]

I simply hope I am capable of giving yourself an enjoyable enough night.

[velvetassistant]

I am sure I will be thoroughly enthralled.

[no_dad_no]

Oho, sounds interesting...

I'll take you up on your [010: 666th Interdimensional Bank] date.

[velvetassistant]

Excellent. I am looking forward to it.

[deadpandevourer]

Accepting [004: Tow Missile].

[velvetassistant]

Oh, how nice to see you again. You have until the stroke of midnight on the 6th of January.

[deadpandevourer]

How's this?

*procures 12 TOW Missiles from stomach*

[velvetassistant]

Oh my, that's quite impressive. You have shown me something new today. Do you get stomach aches from that? Here, have some [Ant Acid]. ((Do I need to explain?))

Hmmm... so, TOW missiles are not guided weapons to tow vehicles? Oh well, I'm sure I'll find a use for them still. Here is your reward. *You recieve one [Toe Missile]!* ((It is a missile. It is also a toe. It may or may not give someone fungus. Go put a foot in someone else's mouth.))

[immolationbitch]

Augh, I'm drunk and way too curious.

I'm gonna freakin' take 003: Mistletoe.

[velvetassistant]

How ironic that your selection isn't [002: Holiday Spirits].

You have until the stroke of midnight upon the 6th of January.

[immolationbitch]

*Chops down several trees and plucks the mistletoe from them*

Here!

*Gives it*

[velvetassistant]

I thank you. Mistletoe... this mysterious parasite has many uses and connotations. Is the fact that a poisonous parasite is a symbol associated to love a mere coincidence? Or a veiled commentary upon romance? Please take one of the sprigs outside and hang it over my door... you will have your reward when you return.