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[velvetassistant]

Awakening in a brand new world of mystery with no recollection of how one came to be in this place, save for vague memories at the corners of one's mind. Perhaps a bright flash of light in a dream... so this must be an alien abduction! The others here do not all seem to be very happy about this. Why is that? Would it not be better to optimistically

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[bigstebowski]

Miss, you seem to be quite...ah, what's the word?

Confused.

May I be of service?

[velvetassistant]

Now what do we have here? These soft features... long, flowing hair... smooth voice...

Are you an... an...

An androgyne?

[bigstebowski]

Androgyne? I suppose I've been called stranger. I admit to having a far more elegant demeanor than most men and demons.

However, I do appreciate your noticing of my qualities.

[velvetassistant]

Making folly of the dichotomy of the sexes, blurring a man's passion with a woman's beauty... tell me, do you consider yourself a, for lack of a better comparison, gateway drug to lesbianism in young girls?

[bigstebowski]

I...I beg your pardon? What in heaven's name are you talking about?

I have no recollection of being any sort of 'gateway drug' for lesbianism or anything else!

[velvetassistant]

I see. *she begins writing notes into her tome* Hmm... In heaven's name? While I may be multilingual, I am afraid I do not know that language. My apologies.

[bigstebowski]

Oh, it's of no matter. I apologize for losing my cool. It was very...uncharacteristic of me.

[velvetassistant]

Losing your cool? *Elizabeth puts her gloved palm to your forehead, and recoils in shock* Oh my! I believe you are mistaken! You appear to have lost your warmth! Your body temperature is much too cool already! You should see an acupuncturist immediately...!

[bigstebowski]

That is not what I--Ah, please, there's no need. I am fine at the moment. I will...keep that in mind, though, thank you.

May I ask your name, Miss?

[velvetassistant]

I am called, 'Elizabeth.'

[bigstebowski]

My pleasure to meet you, Elizabeth.

I go by the name of...

[Flips his hair and whips out a rose]

Master Big Star.

[velvetassistant]

Ah, a very interesting title. Just what solar system do you rule over, Master of the Big Star?

[bigstebowski]

Oh, no, I'm honored, but that's more Overlord territory. I'm a humble Demon Lord--Sophomore Class leader of my Netherworld, to be exact.

Also, it's a bit misleading, but to you and our viewers, I'd like to point out that 'Master' isn't a title, but rather my first name.

[velvetassistant]

Who are you talking-Oooh. *She turns and looks at the reader* So THIS is the fourth wall. Why, it's not a wall at all! I can see right through it! How delightfully unexpected! Walls that can be seen and heard through, but not passed. These walls of force... it is a surprise that I have never walked head long into one before. *walks into the fourth wall, hits head, falls on her bottom*

Aah~ Oh my... so, are you enjoying yourself this fine evening? Please continue to enjoy the show, and send in fan mail! Make RP Secrets about us, and advertise the Netherworld, won't you please?

[bigstebowski]

Ah, yes, well, I was going to leave the fourth wall be after that, but I have to admit that was quite an impressive act of breaking it. Shattering it, really.

Excellent work, Elizabeth.

[velvetassistant]

Thank you, Master Big Star.