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Media: Fic
Title: Christmas Duets with Kurt, Take Two
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: Klaine (Glee)
Spoilers (If any): Only up to the Christmas episode.
Warnings (If any): Gratuitous wall and table make-outage, AVPM references, the awesome versions of Wes and David, Kurt being a little sex-crazed (because that's how I imagine him in my head, okay?), droppin' the F-bomb once or twice. Also, this is the best I can do with writing the man lovin' (which I haven't the slightest idea about) so sorry if it isn't quite as hot as it should be. I do my best, I promise. :)
Word Count: 1,669
Summary: Wes and David talk Blaine into doing BICO with Kurt again, telling him to try a lil harder this time.
Blaine puts on his best dapper smile and waltzes out of the room while he can still think clearly enough to do so. Kurt clearly is not getting the memos and Blaine feels that all his flirtations are going to terrible waste. He wanders down the hall, hunched over and deep in thought. What am I doing wrong? Does he even like me? Why can’t I get through to him?
“Blaine! BLAINE!”
He snaps out of his reverie and turns around to see David running down the hall after him.
“We called you about fifty times. What’s wrong with you? It’s like you’re in a trance or something,” David says.
“What? Oh. I was just thinking,” Blaine mumbles.
“It’s Kurt again isn’t it?” yells Wes from down the hall where he is propped up in the doorway of his and David’s room.
“Of course it’s Kurt. Do you really have to ask that question anymore?” David yells back. The boys had this strange propensity for answering questions on Blaine’s behalf.
“Spill,” David commands as he guides Blaine back to his room.
Wes closes the door and the three boys all pile on his bed, Blaine in the middle. “Well, I asked Kurt to help me ‘practice’ my song for the ‘King’s Island Christmas Spectacular’ and -”
“Do you always have to sing of your love to him? There have got to be easier ways to let someone know you want to get in their pants,” says David.
“Yes, I have to sing it. There’s nothing wrong with that. I think it’s endearing,” pouts Blaine.
“Endearing? Really? Blaine, you have got to get out more,” Wes rolls his eyes.
“Speaking of getting out more, he doesn’t know that show has been out of existence for years?” David says. “Sorry, continue. Ten points for style though.” Wes and David snicker.
“As I was saying, I asked him to practice ‘Baby, It’s Cold Outside’ with me and it was going great. We were flirting with each other and I got as close to him as humanly possible without being on the other side of him - but he kept running away. I almost kissed him once. We were this close,” Blaine motions to show that he was, in fact, inches from Kurt’s face, “and then he moved again before I could do anything.”
“What happened when you got to the part about his lips being delicious?” David says, squinting at Blaine.
“We somehow managed to skip that part…” Blaine trails off, not really sure himself how that happened.
“I’m not sure how you managed to reach that level of lame, but there’s your problem. Just sing about how yummy he looks and he’ll fall right into your arms,” Wes offers. “No, I’m serious. It works on me. I mean it would work on me. In theory. I think,” he says to David and Blaine’s inquiring looks. The two of them just shrug it off because neither is quite sure they really want to know.
“I agree with what Wes says. The part that makes sense anyway,” says David. “You’ve got to go back out there and do the full version.”
“His old glee club director walked in as I was leaving,” Blaine offers as an excuse, as if Wes and David would actually let him off that easy.
“That’s…different. I don’t know why he would feel the need to make a two hour trip to just chat with his old student,” David raises an eyebrow.
“He probably came to invite Kurt to join the rest of his students for an awkward Christmas party at his place. Then they can all decorate his tree and watch ‘She’s All That’ together. What? It’s a good movie. David finally let me watch the end of it. Anyway, that or he came to ask Kurt for fashion advice, because really,” says Wes.
“That has got to be the most ridiculous thing I’ve ever heard. I mean he has that slight creeper vibe about him, but I don’t think he’d drive two hours to ask Kurt a simple shopping advice question. That’s what phones were invented for,” David says.
“He probably just came to see if you’ve banged Kurt yet. Also creepy, but I feel the need for you two to just get to it already too. So I can’t blame him too much for that one. Pretty much the whole world is waiting for that to go down. We can’t have you guys hold off for another - I don’t know - two months because that’d drive us all CRAZY,” Wes adds. Blaine stares at him.
“Really, Blaine, you have to get back in there and do this right and have a supermegafoxyawesomehot make-out session with him,” David nods.
“Alright, alright, I’ll try but I make no promises. I’m not sure if he even likes me,” Blaine says.
“Believe us, he likes you,” David and Wes chime in unison.
Wes pulls Blaine off his bed and they shove him out the door. “Our boy’s finally going to do this. Gosh they really do grow up so fast,” Wes wipes away a fake tear.
“Oh, shut it,” Blaine laughs as he walks down the hall back toward the room where Kurt is studying. I can do this. It’s no big deal, he reassures himself.
He strolls through the door, trying to look as calm as possible. “Hey Kurt, I think we skipped a part earlier. Um, I really just wanted to run through it one more time with that part just to make sure I have the whole song down, you know,” he says.
Kurt looks up from his studying and raises an eyebrow, “Okay. Sure. No problem.”
The music starts and Kurt does the same run-around-the-room routine, Blaine chasing him the whole time. This time, though, he makes sure to get even closer. On “beautiful please don’t hurry” Blaine grabs Kurt’s hand and pulls the other boy back toward him, maybe a little too hard because it causes Kurt to stumble and grab onto Blaine to keep from falling. Kurt blushes and quickly moves on to the next line, moving away from Blaine again at the same time. When they sing the next “baby, it’s cold outside”, Blaine stands close behind Kurt and wraps his arms around Kurt’s body. He hears a catch in Kurt’s breath - a tiny gasp - when he first moves to wrap around Kurt. Then Kurt loosens up and almost leans back into Blaine’s body. Blaine lets go after a moment, unsure if he felt Kurt’s heart beating as fast as his or if his own heart was just beating enough for the both of them.
It’s almost time for Blaine to make his move. He puts a desperate emphasis on the first word, “gosh your lips look delicious.” This seems to get Kurt’s attention: he stands completely still, wide eyes staring at Blaine, and uses a noticeable amount of effort to continue singing. Blaine inches closer, biting his own lip before reaching out to touch Kurt’s lips as he sings “ooh your lips are delicious.”
Kurt does not pick up his next line but just stands there in shock. Blaine ventures a step forward and their bodies are touching now, their breathing heavy and uneven. What happens next takes Blaine by complete surprise: Kurt grabs the lapels of Blaine’s jacket with both hands and pulls him closer while simultaneously pushing him backward. Blaine’s back is suddenly against the closest wall and Kurt is pushing against him with all his weight. Kurt looks at Blaine for a moment and fuck, those eyes. Blaine, unable to suppress it, lets out a little whimper. Kurt flashes a devilish smile before going in for a ravenous kiss. Kurt puts his hand on Blaine’s hips and is pretty sure Blaine is purring as he wraps his arms tightly around Kurt and returns the hot and heavy kiss.
Wes and David creep to the doorway and peek in to check on Blaine’s progress. Wes grins and David nods his approval with pride. The two boys high five each other as they start to giggle.
“Now that’s what I call supermegafoxyawesomehot! Finally,” Wes says.
Blaine pulls away for a second, unable to give them the stern look with which he had planned to stare them down. All he can manage is a big, stupid grin that sets Wes and David laughing even more. Kurt fails to notice any of this, engrossed with loosening Blaine’s shirt and planting kisses on his neck. Wes and David give Blaine an enthusiastic thumbs up before running off down the hallway like overly-excited fangirls.
Blaine had no idea there was any space whatsoever between him and Kurt, but Kurt somehow presses closer to him and pushes him harder into the wall. “Kurt,” Blaine whispers. Kurt looks up with a smile and rasps a wholly unnecessary (but completely hot) “Yes?” before returning his own lips to Blaine’s.
As much as Blaine does not want to move at all, he pushes Kurt back and clears off a study table with one movement which sends books and paper and pencils flying to the floor. He lays Kurt across the table and climbs on top of him. Blaine leans down for a kiss and Kurt arches up toward him, moaning to signal that he needs their bodies to be closer right now. Blaine understands but pulls away briefly to drink in every little detail about Kurt in this moment.
“God, Kurt. This is…you are…”
“Just get down here and fucking kiss me already,” Kurt breathes as he pulls Blaine down on top of him. Blaine obeys, trailing kisses along Kurt’s neck and up to his ear where he breathes heavily for a moment (that in itself sending shivers down Kurt’s entire body) before whispering, “You know, I never expected my evening to turn out like this but I have to say I can’t complain.” Kurt laughs, “Me either,” and rakes his fingers through Blaine’s hair as he brings Blaine even closer.
Media: Fic
Title: Christmas Duets with Kurt, Take Two
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: Klaine (Glee)
Spoilers (If any): Only up to the Christmas episode.
Warnings (If any): Gratuitous wall and table make-outage, AVPM references, the awesome versions of Wes and David, Kurt being a little sex-crazed (because that's how I imagine him in my head, okay?), droppin' the F-bomb once or twice. Also, this is the best I can do with writing the man lovin' (which I haven't the slightest idea about) so sorry if it isn't quite as hot as it should be. I do my best, I promise. :)
Word Count: 1,669
Summary: Wes and David talk Blaine into doing BICO with Kurt again, telling him to try a lil harder this time.
Blaine puts on his best dapper smile and waltzes out of the room while he can still think clearly enough to do so. Kurt clearly is not getting the memos and Blaine feels that all his flirtations are going to terrible waste. He wanders down the hall, hunched over and deep in thought. What am I doing wrong? Does he even like me? Why can’t I get through to him?
“Blaine! BLAINE!”
He snaps out of his reverie and turns around to see David running down the hall after him.
“We called you about fifty times. What’s wrong with you? It’s like you’re in a trance or something,” David says.
“What? Oh. I was just thinking,” Blaine mumbles.
“It’s Kurt again isn’t it?” yells Wes from down the hall where he is propped up in the doorway of his and David’s room.
“Of course it’s Kurt. Do you really have to ask that question anymore?” David yells back. The boys had this strange propensity for answering questions on Blaine’s behalf.
“Spill,” David commands as he guides Blaine back to his room.
Wes closes the door and the three boys all pile on his bed, Blaine in the middle. “Well, I asked Kurt to help me ‘practice’ my song for the ‘King’s Island Christmas Spectacular’ and -”
“Do you always have to sing of your love to him? There have got to be easier ways to let someone know you want to get in their pants,” says David.
“Yes, I have to sing it. There’s nothing wrong with that. I think it’s endearing,” pouts Blaine.
“Endearing? Really? Blaine, you have got to get out more,” Wes rolls his eyes.
“Speaking of getting out more, he doesn’t know that show has been out of existence for years?” David says. “Sorry, continue. Ten points for style though.” Wes and David snicker.
“As I was saying, I asked him to practice ‘Baby, It’s Cold Outside’ with me and it was going great. We were flirting with each other and I got as close to him as humanly possible without being on the other side of him - but he kept running away. I almost kissed him once. We were this close,” Blaine motions to show that he was, in fact, inches from Kurt’s face, “and then he moved again before I could do anything.”
“What happened when you got to the part about his lips being delicious?” David says, squinting at Blaine.
“We somehow managed to skip that part…” Blaine trails off, not really sure himself how that happened.
“I’m not sure how you managed to reach that level of lame, but there’s your problem. Just sing about how yummy he looks and he’ll fall right into your arms,” Wes offers. “No, I’m serious. It works on me. I mean it would work on me. In theory. I think,” he says to David and Blaine’s inquiring looks. The two of them just shrug it off because neither is quite sure they really want to know.
“I agree with what Wes says. The part that makes sense anyway,” says David. “You’ve got to go back out there and do the full version.”
“His old glee club director walked in as I was leaving,” Blaine offers as an excuse, as if Wes and David would actually let him off that easy.
“That’s…different. I don’t know why he would feel the need to make a two hour trip to just chat with his old student,” David raises an eyebrow.
“He probably came to invite Kurt to join the rest of his students for an awkward Christmas party at his place. Then they can all decorate his tree and watch ‘She’s All That’ together. What? It’s a good movie. David finally let me watch the end of it. Anyway, that or he came to ask Kurt for fashion advice, because really,” says Wes.
“That has got to be the most ridiculous thing I’ve ever heard. I mean he has that slight creeper vibe about him, but I don’t think he’d drive two hours to ask Kurt a simple shopping advice question. That’s what phones were invented for,” David says.
“He probably just came to see if you’ve banged Kurt yet. Also creepy, but I feel the need for you two to just get to it already too. So I can’t blame him too much for that one. Pretty much the whole world is waiting for that to go down. We can’t have you guys hold off for another - I don’t know - two months because that’d drive us all CRAZY,” Wes adds. Blaine stares at him.
“Really, Blaine, you have to get back in there and do this right and have a supermegafoxyawesomehot make-out session with him,” David nods.
“Alright, alright, I’ll try but I make no promises. I’m not sure if he even likes me,” Blaine says.
“Believe us, he likes you,” David and Wes chime in unison.
Wes pulls Blaine off his bed and they shove him out the door. “Our boy’s finally going to do this. Gosh they really do grow up so fast,” Wes wipes away a fake tear.
“Oh, shut it,” Blaine laughs as he walks down the hall back toward the room where Kurt is studying. I can do this. It’s no big deal, he reassures himself.
He strolls through the door, trying to look as calm as possible. “Hey Kurt, I think we skipped a part earlier. Um, I really just wanted to run through it one more time with that part just to make sure I have the whole song down, you know,” he says.
Kurt looks up from his studying and raises an eyebrow, “Okay. Sure. No problem.”
The music starts and Kurt does the same run-around-the-room routine, Blaine chasing him the whole time. This time, though, he makes sure to get even closer. On “beautiful please don’t hurry” Blaine grabs Kurt’s hand and pulls the other boy back toward him, maybe a little too hard because it causes Kurt to stumble and grab onto Blaine to keep from falling. Kurt blushes and quickly moves on to the next line, moving away from Blaine again at the same time. When they sing the next “baby, it’s cold outside”, Blaine stands close behind Kurt and wraps his arms around Kurt’s body. He hears a catch in Kurt’s breath - a tiny gasp - when he first moves to wrap around Kurt. Then Kurt loosens up and almost leans back into Blaine’s body. Blaine lets go after a moment, unsure if he felt Kurt’s heart beating as fast as his or if his own heart was just beating enough for the both of them.
It’s almost time for Blaine to make his move. He puts a desperate emphasis on the first word, “gosh your lips look delicious.” This seems to get Kurt’s attention: he stands completely still, wide eyes staring at Blaine, and uses a noticeable amount of effort to continue singing. Blaine inches closer, biting his own lip before reaching out to touch Kurt’s lips as he sings “ooh your lips are delicious.”
Kurt does not pick up his next line but just stands there in shock. Blaine ventures a step forward and their bodies are touching now, their breathing heavy and uneven. What happens next takes Blaine by complete surprise: Kurt grabs the lapels of Blaine’s jacket with both hands and pulls him closer while simultaneously pushing him backward. Blaine’s back is suddenly against the closest wall and Kurt is pushing against him with all his weight. Kurt looks at Blaine for a moment and fuck, those eyes. Blaine, unable to suppress it, lets out a little whimper. Kurt flashes a devilish smile before going in for a ravenous kiss. Kurt puts his hand on Blaine’s hips and is pretty sure Blaine is purring as he wraps his arms tightly around Kurt and returns the hot and heavy kiss.
Wes and David creep to the doorway and peek in to check on Blaine’s progress. Wes grins and David nods his approval with pride. The two boys high five each other as they start to giggle.
“Now that’s what I call supermegafoxyawesomehot! Finally,” Wes says.
Blaine pulls away for a second, unable to give them the stern look with which he had planned to stare them down. All he can manage is a big, stupid grin that sets Wes and David laughing even more. Kurt fails to notice any of this, engrossed with loosening Blaine’s shirt and planting kisses on his neck. Wes and David give Blaine an enthusiastic thumbs up before running off down the hallway like overly-excited fangirls.
Blaine had no idea there was any space whatsoever between him and Kurt, but Kurt somehow presses closer to him and pushes him harder into the wall. “Kurt,” Blaine whispers. Kurt looks up with a smile and rasps a wholly unnecessary (but completely hot) “Yes?” before returning his own lips to Blaine’s.
As much as Blaine does not want to move at all, he pushes Kurt back and clears off a study table with one movement which sends books and paper and pencils flying to the floor. He lays Kurt across the table and climbs on top of him. Blaine leans down for a kiss and Kurt arches up toward him, moaning to signal that he needs their bodies to be closer right now. Blaine understands but pulls away briefly to drink in every little detail about Kurt in this moment.
“God, Kurt. This is…you are…”
“Just get down here and fucking kiss me already,” Kurt breathes as he pulls Blaine down on top of him. Blaine obeys, trailing kisses along Kurt’s neck and up to his ear where he breathes heavily for a moment (that in itself sending shivers down Kurt’s entire body) before whispering, “You know, I never expected my evening to turn out like this but I have to say I can’t complain.” Kurt laughs, “Me either,” and rakes his fingers through Blaine’s hair as he brings Blaine even closer.