It's the make life hard on your f-list Meme...

[velvet_mace]

I honestly don't expect anyone to answer these questions, but if you do, cool!

Ganked from dragontrap

1. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it

Comments

[sky_dark]

1. AL!
2. OMFG YES
3. Uh, a few months?
4. We met on LJ when you started posting Pawns and I was your drooling fangirl
5. You were great and AROUND MY AGE! =D
6. YES! Only now you are my Al.
7. Well, you tend to be a little clueless, but that's ok, I'll take care of you
8. You are married
9. Your DH and your kids and Yaoi! =D
10. You feel like you aren't being a good person sometimes I think, but you're a great person!
11. Fics!
12. Anything you wanted, but I'm commited to getting your brain body back because my own recklessness caused you to lose it in the first place
13. Well I think I know you pretty well
14. I've never seen you =/
15. Nope
16. No
17. Al!
18. Stronger definately =D
19. Yup!
20. Mebbe

[velvet_mace]

2)Awwww.... *snuggle*)
5) I was so happy when I found out you were my age... really! It was such a relief.
6) I so rely on you it's not funny. Thanks for letting me hang off of you like some dead weight!
8) That was a trick question.
14) Dang I wish the country weren't so freaking big. Either that or I can convince you to move over here to beautiful Oregon.

[forgottenlover]

>.> But I already gave you a nickname.... Alright, because I'm an addict

[velvet_mace]

5)Aw, I'm still shiny!
8) Yeah that was a trick question... One marriage is enough.
11) You know I kind of relate to Sloth... on a lot of levels... O_o
12) Coffee.... yummy...

Hee.

[forgottenlover]

your children brought you back from the dead and you're a secretary? what?

I figured you'd like the coffee

[velvet_mace]

Yes, and I perform tenticle sex on people.

[thisisnotmyname]

1- oh pooh. i fail and nicknames. i call you vel because i'm a lazy typer :/
2- oh goodness yes
3- errr... months?
4- i believe you were dragged into a chatroom once upon a time
5- you seemed quiet! and very down to earth. of course i was intimidated becayse omfg you wrote pawns @_@
6- you're still kinda quiet, but you're intimidating for other reasons. mainly because i'm horrified that you will send your scary gatebaby arms to get me.
7- hmm. i think you tend to be overly concered of what other people think of you, but i know the reason so it's a-ok
8- not a chance in hell. :P
9- PORN @_@ lol and your family, yes
10- not understanding the crazy ridiculousness of the internet and the people on it
11- Al porn. any and all al porn.
12- a nanny. that way you'd have no reason not to sit in front of the demon box and double team sky with me. :P
13- not as well as i'd like
14- i "saw" you in chat last night
15- naw, i'm a brash cunt, really.
16- naw
17- underappreciated
18- staying the same?
19- hmm, sure
20- nope! :P

[velvet_mace]

I remember us both on devils_devotions spam post. I remember looking at your posts and thinking, dang she's really interesting. I wonder if she'd like me.

Porn is wonderful. Al porn... yes, that is the way to my heart...

I'd love an Nanny... and a housekeeper.

[velvet_mace]

devils_devotion

[thisisnotmyname]

ohhh the spam post...

yeah i think a lot of people remember me from that.

...seeing as i posted 800 something comments that week lol :/

Because you said I wouldn't!

[cryogenia]

1. VM, which is short for velvet mace, and which is what I call you in short hand.
2. Yes! And squishable, too.
3. I've known *of* you for a while; only recently met you online.
4. LJ - through somebody, I think.
5. Actually, I was a little intimidated by you f^_^;; It's my nature.
6. Nope, I think you're the bee's knees!
7. Not having enough confidence in yourself.
8. Actually, I think you *are* married.
9. Smut.
10. Real life, on occasion.
11. Any time I hear the word "Pets".
12. Something that would make you feel better without the nasty side effects. I think you really deserve it.
13. Not that well, admittedly.
14. In chat a few days ago?
15.
16. Not sure.
17. Describe me in one word.
18. I don't prefer to quantify these things :P Isn't it enough that we can enjoy each other's company?
19. Probably, but the question is, would you care? XD
20. Nah, I've got doujin to translate :)

Re: Because you said I wouldn't!

[velvet_mace]

2) I squish!
4) We met through Sockren, He introduced me to you in chat.
5) Intimidated by me???? Good heavens, I'm a sweet nice Gate. I'm positively FLUFFY! I will only eat you in the nicest of ways.
8) Well, yes... there is that detail.
19) Absolutely, I care a lot about your opinions.
20) OOOOH... doujin... which one, and do I have it?

[dragontrap]

1. Vel cause I can X3
2. Most deffently so
3. A few months
4. I found your fics via the FM_A comm and really liked them
5. "Wow... *heart*"
6. Yes, and even more so now ^^
7. Badly written smut (It shall make you fall over in your chair and cringe)
8. *snickers* Unless you want to get remarried, no
9. Talking to people (and knowing they care)
10. People who hurt you or hurt those you care about
11. Wakare no Kyoku (Piano Solo) from the 3rd FMA OST
12. A Babysitter to use whenever you needed them!
13. Not as well as I should, but hoepfully that will be rectified ^^
14. I saw you online last night, but I've never seen you IRL
15. Nope.... I'm pretty open
16. If it delt with your kids, I'm sure you could hurt them really badly
17. Huggable
18. Stronger!
19. Yep ^^
20. You stole it form me XP

[velvet_mace]

Badly written porn is a big disappointment. Thankfully, there are a lot of good porn writers out there.

I'd love a babysitter... who works for free... Actually I'd love a HOUSEKEEPER even more.