I like big butts and I cannot lie!
Curvy and Naughty
Raw score: 74% Big Breasts, 68% Big Ass, and 60% Cute!
Thanks for taking the T and A and C test! Based on your selections, the results are clear: you show an attraction to larger breasts, larger asses, and sexier composures than others who've taken the test.
Note that you like women overall curvier than average.
My third variable, "cuteness" is a mostly objective measure of how innocent a given model looked. It's determined by a combination of a lot of factors: lack of dark eye makeup, facial expression, posture, etc. If you scored high on that variable, you are either really nice OR you're into deflowering teens. If you scored low, you are attracted to raunchier, sexier, women. In your case, your lower than average score suggests you appreciate a sexier, naughtier look. Kudos!
Recommended Celebrities: Supermodel Laetitia Casta and Actress Angelina Jolie.
Yeah, I can buy this...
Er... I like deflowering teens... yes.
My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:
You scored higher than 92% on tit-size
You scored higher than 90% on ass-size
You scored higher than 42% on cuteness
Link: The Tits, Ass, and Cuteness Test written by chicken_pot_pie on Ok Cupid, home of the 32-Type Dating Test
My conversation with Phoenix (3 1/2 years old) today:
"Mommy, Merlin told me my instruments are stupid."
"What does that mean?"
"It means my instruments are boring."
"What are your instruments?"
"Ummmm… I will tell you Tuesday. What day is today?"
"Today is Friday."
"Oh, " Phoenix holds up two fingers. "I will tell you one, Tuesday."
Merlin is 5 1/2.