Ever wondered what would happen if Salmon (yes the fish) had sex the way people do instead of the way, er FISH do? And if they talked like dirty to each other while swimming madly upstream? And how they would look in cute shirts? Or how about a "hot for teacher"/Salmon school extended metaphore fusion? No, neither had I, but apparently SOMEONE did, and decided to share it with the world, and so I share it with you.
No, it's not worksafe. No it's not brainsafe. Yes, I did find it funny, because I'm like that.
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