LING X ROY

[velvet_mace]

tir_synni and I are having another fic off, this time it DOESN'T INCLUDE ED. OMG, Tir! It's a first! This time it's Ling vs. Roy, I mean, Ling x Roy. Heh heh!

Sorry I was so late in finishing. I plead distracting pain. I lose.

TITLE: Game
PAIRING: Roy x Ling
RATING: NC-17
WARNING: Silliness.
Word count: 6982

Comments

[thisisnotmyname]

*blinks, whines, sputters and dies*

SWEET MOTHER MARY. ROYXLING FOREVER.

what a way to wake up!

*curls at your feet* i KNEW this pairing would be delightful lol

[velvet_mace]

Heh. I think they have possibilities. At least how I envision them, they are both manipulative bastards, so it's a bit liike Roy sleeping with a younger, more arrogant version of himself.

[thisisnotmyname]

i know! except his younger version has long hair and hammer pants.

and incomplete knowledge of the english language.

i approve!

[devils_devotion]

HAMMER PANTS ONLY MAKE HIM SEXIER WUT. =O

[thisisnotmyname]

WUT!

[velvet_mace]

Now if we could only get Hime to draw Roy cosplaying Ling.

[thisisnotmyname]

*nosebleed*

or ling cosplaying roy, while we're at it

[velvet_mace]

Maybe we can bribe Hime into to showing both of them playfully putting on each other's clothes. I don't know though, what sort of favors would she respond to?

[thisisnotmyname]

ahhh i dont know!!! but it needs to be figured out! lol

[sky_dark]

Good luck, I've been begging for Ling since forever from Hime, she's a no go, but if we all gang up on her and write tons of smut maybe she'll go for it =/

[thisisnotmyname]

wahhh i dont know how to write smut!

a lowly iconist is all i am.

i offer my meager talents, you guys porn it up lol

[velvet_mace]

Try! Try! Try!!!!

You've read enough of the stuff, you know the basic moves, all the rest is mind games and circumstance!

[thisisnotmyname]

lol no can do. ive come to grips with the fact that i am a visual artist, not a literary one.

though i'm sure i could write some serious, grade A cliche sue ficcage that would make any respectible writer tear themselves asunder.

[velvet_mace]

*flickers eyes like beseeching candles* suefic is good. But can it be stufic? Let's have some hot stu on I don't know... how bouth Al action. It can be sweet and fluffly, just like my chimera stu was when he had sweet, gentle, well lubricated smex with Al.

[thisisnotmyname]

lmao

okay for one- no lol, two- if i was going to write anything, AL would NOT be the main character lol and three-... no!

[velvet_mace]

I have only one word. Armstrong/Hughes. YOU KNOW you wanna write that.