Tenticle Porn.

[velvet_mace]

For youkofujima inspired by her dirty ( Eva!Al tenticle rape picture ). She wanted a fic to go with it, and so I wrote it.

Now the irony is not lost on me that I spent a whole WEEK AND A HALF writing a lame squick fic for devils_devotion's squick fic contest, and it didn't even come CLOSE to being as squicky as what I dashed off in the wee hours of last night. Sigh.

Comments

[lykomancer]

Oh, that's naughty. Really, really naughty. *grins* Poor little abused Al... It's not his fault he was tentacle-raped; he shouldn't lose his self-respect-- but then, surviving rape brings all kinds of nasty little mental reprecussions.

Ug, though... plant-octopus-man jizz. Ewwwww. Ew. Hardcore.
...though, I imagine it is like getting all your vitamins and minerals in a single nasty spurt. Veggies, fish, and all that zinc and protein.
Perhaps that's a little too optimistic...

This was hot in a deranged kind of way. Score.

[velvet_mace]

Yes Ew is right.

Yeah... this was... something...

[zalia]

That is so very very wrong

But also kinda' hot O_o I'm going to hell.

For a moment, I thought the reason it wanted Al was that Ed was controlling it ^^;

[velvet_mace]

That would add a whole other level of squick to this wouldn't it.

[zalia]

Indeed it would. Damn -_- Now I've got ideas.

"Brother!" Al cried, eyes widening as the tendrils coiled around his balls. "Why are you doing this?" One of the vines forced it's way into his mouth, effectively gagging him.

Ed chuckled softly and pressed a gentle kiss to Al's cheek. "I'm doing this because I love you."

I do not need a psychotic Ed muse -_- Roy will never get any rest.

[velvet_mace]

Go for it.

[alchemistx]

Wow... Double Wow for what Zalia said.

*Pokes Velvet Mace* Another great write, I was considering doing on, ^ ^ but it won't be nearly as good as this!

[velvet_mace]

Oh, write it, so I won't be the only one writing this ew-y stuff.

[sky_dark]

...uh I can't think of anything intelligent to say. =/

[velvet_mace]

Yeah... This is really.... yeah... something.

[sky_dark]

well... you did say you wanted to see how low you can... so... uh...congrats?

[velvet_mace]

Sad to say, I don't think I've hit bottom yet.

[wofl_iron]

congradulations. you broke my brain.

The plant, for whatever reason, wanted Al to enjoy being used this way.

*flails* URRRGGGHHH NO!

Very well written though. :p *shudders*

[velvet_mace]

Seriously not brain safe. I warned you.