ARGH! Criminy.

[velvet_mace]

It CAN'T be this hard to write Het sex. It really can't. I'm a woman. I know intimately exactly how everything works. I've got LOTS of experience. Why is it so damn hard to write consensual het smut? This is stupid.

Pets 9 is kicking my butt but good.

EDIT: I'm doing it... god, I'm getting kind of hot. Who'd of thunk it.

EDIT: DONE!!!