My RPF fantasy
Those of you who know me (and I assume everyone bothering to read me does) know that one of my biggest squicks is RPF.
Today I have this really strong urge to write this RPF fantasy:
It involves Glen Beck being involuntarily committed to an mental hospital, where he's taken care of by a very liberal doctor. I have these delicious visions of him dressed in nothing but hospital pants and a straight jacket, being lovingly given sedative shots in the ass by a big black man in hospital scrubs. All while he cries and wails like a little girl.
Wrong, Vel. Wrong, wrong wrong.
On a more serious note, I really do believe one day soon Glen Beck will be taken into police custody, drunk and naked, possibly with messages scrawled in sharpie on his chest and belly, after someone complains about him running around in the street, screaming obscenities and assaulting joggers.
Today I have this really strong urge to write this RPF fantasy:
It involves Glen Beck being involuntarily committed to an mental hospital, where he's taken care of by a very liberal doctor. I have these delicious visions of him dressed in nothing but hospital pants and a straight jacket, being lovingly given sedative shots in the ass by a big black man in hospital scrubs. All while he cries and wails like a little girl.
Wrong, Vel. Wrong, wrong wrong.
On a more serious note, I really do believe one day soon Glen Beck will be taken into police custody, drunk and naked, possibly with messages scrawled in sharpie on his chest and belly, after someone complains about him running around in the street, screaming obscenities and assaulting joggers.