Velvet Mace Fails at romance part 125,343

[velvet_mace]

While lying naked, entangled on the bed, groping

Me: Blah blah blah John Hodgman blah blah blah blah so funny ha ha ha

Hubby: ...

Me: Does my talking about John Hodgman put you in the mood? :(

Hubby: Not really.

Me: How about dissecting the English language?

Hubby: No

Me: Particle physics? Economics? The news?

Hubby: DDD:

Me: Aw man, does nothing put you in the mood?

Hubby: < . <

Strangely enough, once I stopped talking the mood was achieved.