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velvet_gunner September 9 2006, 03:27:02 UTC


I don't think I've ever felt so uncomfortable in my life.

... That's what the horrible stench is, then?

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littleblackcait September 9 2006, 05:27:44 UTC


Yes, that 'stench' is from years and years of tobacco useage. Sadly, it won't go away unless you strip him down and bathe him in something heavily perfumed. And get him clean clothes, since the smell tends to linger. Mayeb you should try some exercise and stretch his body out some? Might make him- er, you- feel better.

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rocket_man26 September 9 2006, 06:10:04 UTC
YOU TRAITOROUS SNEAKY SONOFA@#*%^#BITCH! DON'T YOU GIVE HIM ANY CRAZY GODDAMN IDEA--ZZZZSZAJHGSDADBSAWjszhbacjhxsz...

@#$%! .. Damn zapper wont shut the hell off..

Anywho.. @#$% you even if you are suddenly hot! ^%#$$% Damnit! This thing writes my thoughts too!? Aghh screw you and your bazookas!

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littleblackcait September 9 2006, 06:19:19 UTC


I resent that, you know. my mother was a wonderful woman. Now, my father was a right bastard.... you remind me of those robots i met that last time the city has a freak accident. Except not as tall. Or strong. And you're too humanoid.

Why, Highwind, I didn't know you cared. <3 Though 'bazookas' isn't really the euphemism I'd expect from you. Oh sweet Gaia, I think the hormones are starting to affect me if saying that made me blush. I'm being punished for something, aren't I?

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rocket_man26 September 9 2006, 06:34:00 UTC
@#$^%$# all that! I'm a @#$^'n CYBORG. Ha! You may be a sexy chick, but I gotta bitch'n motherboard in my BRAIN! I've been cruise'n the network at the speed of THOUGHT MAN! THOUGHT!

Not ta mention I got sum pretty sweet electrodes at muh fingertips! When I find ya, we'll deffinitly have to have a hearty shake to make amends for all out shit between us! Aww ain't it cute?

And what else you expect? I gotta million synonyms for 'em! Juggernauts, racks, knockers, hooters, the holy mountains, breasticles.. Man, man, this hardrive ALONE has like 1036.5 different descriptions for 'em!

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littleblackcait September 9 2006, 06:51:21 UTC


..... you get to surf the network and live in a robot body. I hate you.

Yeah, I'm not touching you with a ten-foot pole- unless I get some rubber gloves. The lady this body belongs to will kill me or bathe me while she's in a man's body if I mess it up.

Just a little over 1,000? lemme guess, the rest is saved for terms relating to airships?

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rocket_man26 September 9 2006, 07:05:37 UTC
OH yeah I love you too hotstuff! Shit are you even WEAR'N anythin under that.. that.. can you even CALL that a jacket? I can.. uh.. see yer pretty cold there too eheheheeheh..

And hell yeah, you can compare an airship to a chick in 1356.67 different ways! Damnit I LOVE these exact digits!

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littleblackcait September 9 2006, 07:13:21 UTC


... Cid. It's Reeve. I'm in some prostitute's body, but I'm still a man, dammit! It'd be easier to prove if I didn't bounce every time I moved...

..... pervert.

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rocket_man26 September 9 2006, 07:18:41 UTC
There's notta stitch'a man left in ya, pal! Sorry!

And ya got that right! Shit son, I even got a GPS locator on this thing! Jot coordinates on the Entertainment district and set phazors on @#$%'N STUN!

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littleblackcait September 10 2006, 01:27:20 UTC


.... But... but....

I've got to get out of here. Can you even knee a cyborg in the groin?

((ooc: you scared him now! XD Traumatized for life~ <3 ))

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blacklight_babe September 9 2006, 07:24:10 UTC


If you weren't in my body, I'd slap your face.

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littleblackcait September 10 2006, 01:29:49 UTC


No offense, lady, but... well, you kinda dress like a lady of the night. I'm going to buy you some decent coverings. Don't worry about paying me back.

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blacklight_babe September 10 2006, 05:53:11 UTC


Nothing too ridiculous, I hope~

For your sake.

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