See How I Let You Down

[velvet__eyes]

some of the many rules of my mother

metal on girls faces is not attractive
girls drink just not beer
girls dont chew gum; cows do. apparently its the same as smoking ciggaretttes which girls dont do either.
girls are supose to lightly suck on a mint
girls dont eat bread unless its warm or atleast toasted. cold bread is out of the question
girls dont go out in public with chipped nails or they may get kicked out of their parents
girls arent supose to get sweaty at the gym, only a little shine is ok
girls dont watch horror movies
girls dont burp
girls dont slouch
girls dont stretch their ears because it only looks nice on boys
girls are polite
girls are gentle and danty
girls dont mess up their hair
girls wear pearls
girls dont wear shoes with holes
girls wear heels
girls like pink
girls go to finishing school
girls dont crack
girls are allowed to fall in and out of love because its fun when your young. because apparently liking someone isnt fun for girls
girls are allowed to take as much time as they need to get ready and everyone has to wait. only beacuse they are girls
girls dont get messy when they eat. they take small bites and put napkins on their laps
girls dont work at dollar stores
diamonds are a girls best friend
and when you sit in a car, before the keys go in girls apply their lipstick.

everyday my mom reminds me how to be a girl. she says it exactly how its written most of the time just more extended as to why
i think its funny how girly my mom is sometimes

vicky