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I translate this funny french texte...!
BOYFRIEND : says himself of a male person, who possesses "a I do not know what " who makes you come a crazy urge to finish in a bed with him.
GIRLFRIEND : says himself of a female person, who possesses " a I do not know what " who prevents any urge from finishing in a bed with her.
ARCHITECT : says himself of a person who is not enough macho to be an engineer, nor enough gay to be a stylist.
AUTHORITY : the one who arrives after the battle and takes care of the wounded persons.
DANCE : vertical frustration of a horizontal desire.
BANKER : it is the type which lends you an umbrella when the sun shines, and demands it to you when it begins to rain.
SCOUT BOY : a dressed child as an asshole, commanded by an asshole dressed as a child.
CONSULTANT : says himself of the one who consults your watch, says to you the hour, and charges you the service.
ECONOMIST : expert who will know why what tomorrow what he predicted yesterday did not arrive today.
ETERNITY : lapse of time which passes by from the moment you jumped him, and that where you took back him at home.
EASY : says himself of a woman who has the sexual morality of a man.
HARDWARE : part of the computer which receives the knocks when gets it all wrong the software.
INFLATION : it is to have to live by paying the prices of the next year with the incomes of the last year.
INTELLECTUAL : the sex says itself of an individual capable of thinking during more than two hours of the other thing than.
TEAM WORK : the possibility of making put assume the faults to the others.
LANGUAGE : genital organ which certain mental defectives use to speak.
HEADACHE : contraceptive the most used by the women.
NANOSECOND : time which passes by enter the moment when the fire passes in the green and the blow of horn of the back motorist.
NYMPHOMANIAC : term used by certain men to indicate a woman who wants to make love more often than them.
IT MAN : it is the one who resolves for you, in a incomprehensible way, a problem about which you did not know that you had it.
PSYCHOLOGIST : it is the one who looks at the others when a beautiful boy enters a room.
Good day to all...!