Got that look in your eye and you smack my butt
I have new brakes!!! Happy!! My car was making this horrible grinding sound when I stopped. When they took off the old brake pads I discovered that I had none left. Yup, I used them all the way down to the metal. That would explain the noise!!
And while they were working on my car my dad sent me to Taco Bell. I got to drive his HUGE fuck-off truck. It was so awesome!! Holy shit I want one. My car just doesn't make me happy the way it used to. But don't tell it. (By the way, I finally came up with a name for it. Armageddon.) I felt sooo powerful in my dad's truck. Holy shit I need one. I would just drive around listening to 107.7 all the time. I also noticed that driving it suddenly gives you the urge to bend girls over and smack them in the butt. I dunno if big trucks just up your adrenaline or what. It was weird. And then I wondered if my dad had the dame feeling driving it, and I discarded the thought quickly. Ewwwww.
On the drive home, after my car was all better and happy and stuff, I saw a truck on the side of the road that said SWANK. What a cool word!! I think I'm gonna start using it. Like, "Ewww. That's swank." Don't I sound so trendy?! Hehe.
Today was a pretty damn good day. My test was awesome. Soooo easy. That class is now another one I can add to the "I'll get an A in there" list. I like that the list keeps getting longer with every test. I have to go write a five page paper now. Yuck. I hate my english class. It can suck a chode.
And while they were working on my car my dad sent me to Taco Bell. I got to drive his HUGE fuck-off truck. It was so awesome!! Holy shit I want one. My car just doesn't make me happy the way it used to. But don't tell it. (By the way, I finally came up with a name for it. Armageddon.) I felt sooo powerful in my dad's truck. Holy shit I need one. I would just drive around listening to 107.7 all the time. I also noticed that driving it suddenly gives you the urge to bend girls over and smack them in the butt. I dunno if big trucks just up your adrenaline or what. It was weird. And then I wondered if my dad had the dame feeling driving it, and I discarded the thought quickly. Ewwwww.
On the drive home, after my car was all better and happy and stuff, I saw a truck on the side of the road that said SWANK. What a cool word!! I think I'm gonna start using it. Like, "Ewww. That's swank." Don't I sound so trendy?! Hehe.
Today was a pretty damn good day. My test was awesome. Soooo easy. That class is now another one I can add to the "I'll get an A in there" list. I like that the list keeps getting longer with every test. I have to go write a five page paper now. Yuck. I hate my english class. It can suck a chode.