Skipping Beats
Dear body,
this is twice now that you have done this to me. Is there something wrong with you? I've had you examined twice now, and have had enough blood drawn now to qualify as a "donor" had the blood not been tested. Why are you doing this to me? Is this some sort of revenge you are taking on me, for years of subtle neglect? Sometimes I wonder if I should not rejoice for this strange turn around, but it frightens me too much to enjoy the side effects. I wish, that in the future, if you decide to do this again, that you at least start leaving some clever trail for the doctors to follow, so that they might say "Ah ha! Here is the solution!" But I really, truly, honestly, and quite ironically wish that you would not do this again until I am at least 50 years old and this sort of behavior is expected.
Sincerely,
The one who's living in you.
this is twice now that you have done this to me. Is there something wrong with you? I've had you examined twice now, and have had enough blood drawn now to qualify as a "donor" had the blood not been tested. Why are you doing this to me? Is this some sort of revenge you are taking on me, for years of subtle neglect? Sometimes I wonder if I should not rejoice for this strange turn around, but it frightens me too much to enjoy the side effects. I wish, that in the future, if you decide to do this again, that you at least start leaving some clever trail for the doctors to follow, so that they might say "Ah ha! Here is the solution!" But I really, truly, honestly, and quite ironically wish that you would not do this again until I am at least 50 years old and this sort of behavior is expected.
Sincerely,
The one who's living in you.