Cranes don't dress up like clowns on crack!

[velocityofsound]

It's like this ONTD post was made just for me. Passions: Where Are They Now? I knew Beth became a porn star, but LOLWTF at Julian and Eve being together IRL.

I guess it's a good thing Kay used her magic to fix Julian's upside-down penis so that he wouldn't be killed in the case of a boner. SPOILER ALERT. :)

CONTROVERSIAL (apparently not on my f'

Comments

[broken_enemy]

I think Jorja looks pretty in the pictures but I agree that it wasn't the best photo shoot. The angles are off and the pictures seem to just make her look short and old. She looks much better the behind-the-scenes shots.

[velocityofsound]

You'd think that someone involved would at least understand how to use basic Photoshop tools and punch them up a little bit (I'm not talking any blurring or anything like that, but a few light and color tweaks never hurt anyone), I mean the front page of the blog, WTF is that? She looks 10x prettier in every candid where she clearly has no makeup, lost her hairbrush, and is wearing some sort of t-shirt/scarf/oversized jacket combo. No one could come out of that photoshoot looking good. :/

[broken_enemy]

I don't even know. That picture on the front page is definitely the worst of the bunch though. It emphasises every wrinkle on her face. Not good at all.

Not going to lie though. I would totally wear that t-shirt/scarf thing.

[velocityofsound]

Oh yeah, me too. Her casual clothes always look super comfy, I just wouldn't wear them to events. (Not like Coachella, that's anything goes, I mean Emmy pre-parties or whatever.)

[ckofshadows]

the jacket with the button-nipples, though? really?