great changes in technology!
rachel showed me the greatest headline today:
Chicken's Genetic Code Cracked!
yay! now we can find out what makes chickens gay!
and last nite mike and i were at johnnie's pastrami and a really OLD guy in his 70's driving a brand new ford mustang got pulled over right in front of the restaurant. he was arrested for drunk driving! and now i ask you, what kind of world are we living in when we can't even let our elderly drive drunk on the streets of los angeles?
well it's the last nite of channukah and i didn't do a damn thing the whole time to celebraqte it. not even one jewish thing. i am a retard. oh well. i've got xmas! i celebrate the last day of jew xmas watching secretary, a fantastic movie i might add. oh! i went to EZ laundry with rachel and had coffee and we talked about our shitty lives.
and i'm on the worst period EVER! and i'm so fuckin sex starved because i can't do the nasty on the rag. when asked, he says "if my penis was bleeding blood from MY peehole, would you want me to stick that in YOU?" so yah, no. gross.
that is all. cheesecake factory tomorrow for allie's bday! yay! and the panda is trying a new horse tomorrow..finally i can teach again. the rain has killed my wallet.
-super jen
Chicken's Genetic Code Cracked!
yay! now we can find out what makes chickens gay!
and last nite mike and i were at johnnie's pastrami and a really OLD guy in his 70's driving a brand new ford mustang got pulled over right in front of the restaurant. he was arrested for drunk driving! and now i ask you, what kind of world are we living in when we can't even let our elderly drive drunk on the streets of los angeles?
well it's the last nite of channukah and i didn't do a damn thing the whole time to celebraqte it. not even one jewish thing. i am a retard. oh well. i've got xmas! i celebrate the last day of jew xmas watching secretary, a fantastic movie i might add. oh! i went to EZ laundry with rachel and had coffee and we talked about our shitty lives.
and i'm on the worst period EVER! and i'm so fuckin sex starved because i can't do the nasty on the rag. when asked, he says "if my penis was bleeding blood from MY peehole, would you want me to stick that in YOU?" so yah, no. gross.
that is all. cheesecake factory tomorrow for allie's bday! yay! and the panda is trying a new horse tomorrow..finally i can teach again. the rain has killed my wallet.
-super jen