And now for a slice of real life

Jul 12, 2006 01:35

Earlier tonight, at Obi Sushi, two guys were sitting at the sushi bar and a woman was also sitting at the bar, a few seats away.  One of the guys was looking in the direction of the woman.

Me: How's everything?
Man 1: Great!  You don't see too many women eating sushi.
Me: Well, I do.
Man 1:  Really?
Me:  Yeah, all the time.
Man 1:  Surprising.  None of the women I've been married to or dated would eat sushi.  Do you eat sushi?
Me: I do.
Man 2:  [Looks at my name tag.]  "Velina"--that's not a Japanese name.
Me:  No, it is not.
Man 2:  What kind of name is it?
Me:  Bulgarian.
Man 2:  So how long have you been here?
Me:  11 years.......[blah blah blah]
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Man 2:  You have excellent eyebrows!
Man 1:  You do.
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