I am watching an X-Files rerun on SciFi right now, and the episode is "Trust No 1", and I forgot...
JOHN LOCKE IS IN THIS EPISODE.
AND HE HAS A PORNSTACHE.
John Locke. Scully. Pornstache. It is all too much.
Plus, he's the one who reveals Mulder and Scully's night of passion to the viewers, the moment that we found out definitively that It had already happened and that we probably weren't going to see it. I had completely forgotten that John Locke participated in the most infuriating moment in the history of television.
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