ARRRRRRRRRRRR~!!!

[vejiicakes]

I know everyone on LJ has exploded with their thoughts on Dead Man's Chest today, and I find I agree with just about everyone by turns (with the additional comment that I do like brainless action fluff too, so the hurty bits for the nay-sayers didn't really kill anything for me). I will say this, though

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[veronica_rich]

Oh, you know how to lay bait, I'll give you that, you wicked, wicked woman.

I, for one, enjoyed immensely the interaction between Will and Bill (especially the beginning, racing for the cannon and trying to shove each other away with the whole "It's mine!" "No, it's MINE!" LOL). I also liked how Bill basically told Will the same thing about piracy that Jack had, only gentler and more paternally. WILL NEEDS HIS DADDY, DAMMIT. He needs Bill so we can say once and for all that JACK IS NOT A SUBSTITUTE FATHER. (At least not in any sense other than the George Michael "Father Figure" definition, heh.)

Will gets flogged. Elizabeth kisses Jack. Will sees it. Will is angry and confused and indignant when they come upon Jack again. Will has a good, proper RAIL at both of them. I suspect that's where canon and I will depart - canon will put Will and Elizabeth together (at least I hope so. I mean, Jesus, the J/E thing is great for angst, but do you seriously see those two ending up together? YEEESH).

Turrow fanon will set Will upon Jack like a madman. Jack will defend himself, angry, defiant, unapologetic, lonely for the life he left behind, and - more importantly - horny. Angry kissing ensues. Even angrier sex follows. Angry sex comes to an abrupt, screeching, crash-test-dummy-type collision end when Jack sees those lash marks. There's the pause. The touching. The asking. The kissing. The licking. The resumption of sex, slow, then frantic, then explosive. Then the post-coital cuddling and sleeping. Then the waking and bargaining to share the Pearl. And the arguing. *G*

*blows on fingers* Beat THAT. (Please, someone do try. I want to read it!)

[vejiicakes]

Angry sex comes to an abrupt, screeching, crash-test-dummy-type collision end when Jack sees those lash marks. There's the pause. The touching. The asking. The kissing. The licking. The resumption of sex, slow, then frantic, then explosive.

AAAAAAAAAAAA. AAAAAAAAAAA. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.

You're evil, damn it. *sobs at the beauty of the mental images*

I.. I dare say, I cannot beat that. I can, however, ruminate on the images you've given me for the entire 5 hour drive to Santa Barbara, and perhaps do something about them once I arrive. If I'm not too drunk to do so. And.. probably even if I am. [/ramble]

Daaaaaah I don't know whyyyy but Jack inspecting bruises/lash marks/anything hurty on Will is such a THING for me. Must be something about the way Jack's got such an extensive collection of his own, or maybe it's just an underlying current of liking cruel things to happen to Will (so Jack can make it all better, natch). Either way, yipe! *flails like running!Jack*

Also, you're evil. Such.. evil has never before been witnessed until this moment -_-

[metalkatt]

You only say that because you don't know what's in the over 630 chats we have saved where they get it on and have converstations, and many other things.

[vejiicakes]

YOU'RE EVIL TOO! *points* EEEEEEEEEVIL T_____T *flops around on the floor*

[metalkatt]

Well, of course I am. I was just rereading some of them today. (jobless = boredom, you see.) I found angry mansex, make-up sex, random snogging, grping, touching, dancing... All between our two favourite pirates. There's even a whole tea set thing we did on a goof.

[vejiicakes]

I'm... sorry, tea set? CONTEXT PLEASE!!!! *^___^*

Lack of sleep + typo = TEA SET OF THE CARIBBEAN

[metalkatt]

Do remember, it was very late, we were slaphappy, and very random.

metalkatt: (*tries to picture a teacup with a beard*)

veronica_rich: (*dies laughing*)

metalkatt: (*has this vision of a teacup with a Jack 'stash and beard, with two little beaded braids hitting the table... and two ovals of kohl near the lip.* Captain Jack Teacup.)

veronica_rich: (just waiting to be filled)

metalkatt: (*now is imagining a whole set, with one cup having a hat with a ginormous feather and a cape, one cup with a dress, one cup with brocade, and the teapot with a giant curly wig*)

veronica_rich: (the gayest teacup ever)

metalkatt: (oh, please... just don't forget about the Pintel and Ragetti salt and pepper shaker set.)

veronica_rich: (until Will figures out he'd rather be sugarbowl to his own cracked teacup)(no, that's Grapple and Mallet)

metalkatt: (that's ketchup and mustard)

veronica_rich: ("Will! You can't just go from being a sugarpot to a teacup! It's unnatural!")

metalkatt: (Will: Well, I'm GONNA be a teacup!)

veronica_rich: Hmm, metaphor much? LOL (just think of it - Tea Service of the Caribbean)

metalkatt: (Oh, geez... I think we need sleep.)

veronica_rich: (and Barbossa's the dish of lemon wedges)

metalkatt: (Jacoby is the incense burner, Twig is the toothpick holder, and Koehler... I'm not sure about him.)

veronica_rich: (Will is a spoon-maker *heh heh heh*)

metalkatt: (oh, ha, ha.)

veronica_rich: (You'd rather have him crafting saucers? Jack goes about stealing other people's saucers; that's why he's a pirate. But Jack is a black teacup and wants his special matching saucer back)

metalkatt: (Will is happy as his normal butter-dish self.)

veronica_rich: how would a butter dish go with a teacup? I'm just imagining valiant little butter dish Will with his spoon, fighting like mad with another spoon-wielder

metalkatt: Lord help them all when Will discovers the knife.... And delivers the little plastic margarita sword to his teacup.

veronica_rich: good lord, this is funny. it must be late. duhhh - obvious! he makes knives, not spoons. and specialty sugar tongs

metalkatt: sugar tongs? oh, for the sugar bowl.'

veronica_rich: for the cubes. yes. James is a sugar bowl, Will made tongs for him, which is why he belongs with Elizabeth's creamer

metalkatt: Right. and a creamer wouldn't have much use for a butter dish, anyway.

veronica_rich: Jack is a chipped-up black teacup with various painted symbols all over him and a gold rim

metalkatt: Awww. The sugar bowl has gold fiddle-dee-doo trimming on it.

veronica_rich: the creamer is shaped almost hourglass, like a corset holding it in

metalkatt: I still say the teapot's gotta be Thurb.

veronica_rich: Will needs to be more than a butter dish, now. I like him being a plain teacup

metalkatt: Well... his dad was a teacup, so it only makes sense that Will transitions to teacup, too.

veronica_rich: he can have himself painted as he likes, along the way

metalkatt: He'll stick with plain... maybe only a few markings... though, his base does get a long crack in it at one point.

veronica_rich: that damn lemon dish stole Jack's saucer - what the hell does a lemon bowl need with a mismatched saucer, anyhow? A long crack? does he leak?

metalkatt: No, no, on the bottom bit that isn't part of the cup-cup. the base pedestal-y part. And with regard to the lemon bowl, he's trying to fake being a teacup--the citric acid has pitted him on the inside, and there's been talk of replacing him.

veronica_rich: of course this is the King's tea service. which explains why Jack doesn't match

metalkatt: neither does the lemon bowl, really.

veronica_rich: no... or the plain little teacup. poor Bill. pushed off the edge and broken before his time

metalkatt: Damn lemon bowl.

Re: Lack of sleep + typo = TEA SET OF THE CARIBBEAN

[vejiicakes]

*cracking up nonstop*

I LIKE HOW RIGHT FROM THE GET-GO IT MAKES NO SENSE XD

Re: Lack of sleep + typo = TEA SET OF THE CARIBBEAN

[metalkatt]

The line that started it was about Jack "resting his china gainst Will..." and we were so yoinked on lack of sleep that it just kept growing.

[veronica_rich]

Well, if Will's going to have the injury, Jack is somewhat responsible for it, by sending him over to the Dutchman in the first place. I can totally see Will trying to cover up or get away from him, or hissing at him to stop while Jack steadfastly ignores him and carries on.

[vejiicakes]

or hissing at him to stop while Jack steadfastly ignores him and carries on.

*froths at the mouth* Gurrrrgle. Stop being evil T_T ..she sobbed, as the art bunnies multiplied....

[metalkatt]

We've already started playing with that. Will keeps pulling Jack's hands away fom his upper back. It's his 'ugliness.'

[vejiicakes]

*faints* Silly Will. Chicks horny pirates with a guilty conscience dig scars!

[metalkatt]

I've only been able to see it once because of the car. Cut some slack.