Home, Wet Home.
And then I came home and it was good.
I returned home today at about 12:00 from the hell that is known as Boys State. Okay, it wasn't that bad and I made some great friends and memories. I hated the lectures and the lessons. I liked the mischief Brian Prokes and I created. I liked Alex preaching about how people shouldn't masturbate. I liked Dan and... whatever Dan was there for. I miss it. I miss Mimbs Creek. I miss listening to Bo Smith complain about not being able to sneak out early enough. He got caught and kicked out. Oh well. That's the way the cookie crumbles. I miss my friends. Great people. So what were the goofy things that happened that only other Boys Staters would understand?
Michael and Jonathon Brewer: "Gentlemen. Please, Gentlemen. This is not a joking matter."
Bob Knight: "Debble (what is supposed to be double) and Ghostbusters." I won't forget the campaign sign - "Debble the flavor, Debble the fun!"
Elvis Presley
Bill Clinton
Jerry Springer
Richard Nixon
"Bentley Creamed By Dicks!"
"We put Dicks in office!"
"What do you think of our new up and coming governor?"
"We're erecting a new and better government with Dicks!"
"Dicks/Metz"
Then there was Brian.
"I only did that for you because I'm a dick to you 24/7 and you're only a dick to me 24/6."
"I'd like a double cheeseburger because this idiot isn't ordering."
"Dude... hey, dude, DUDE! HOLY SHIT DUDE! DID YOU HEAR THAT? I HIT THE FUCKING HOOD OF THE CAR!" - And I did...
"Dude, we can fill the balloons with lotion AND water and drop them on the car!"
"If we aren't there in five minutes I'm turning around."
"All I know is that I'm bigger than the Indiana asshole."
Yeah, it was good. I admit it. I hated learning Parliamentary Procedure, but I appreciate it. It works well.
I returned home today at about 12:00 from the hell that is known as Boys State. Okay, it wasn't that bad and I made some great friends and memories. I hated the lectures and the lessons. I liked the mischief Brian Prokes and I created. I liked Alex preaching about how people shouldn't masturbate. I liked Dan and... whatever Dan was there for. I miss it. I miss Mimbs Creek. I miss listening to Bo Smith complain about not being able to sneak out early enough. He got caught and kicked out. Oh well. That's the way the cookie crumbles. I miss my friends. Great people. So what were the goofy things that happened that only other Boys Staters would understand?
Michael and Jonathon Brewer: "Gentlemen. Please, Gentlemen. This is not a joking matter."
Bob Knight: "Debble (what is supposed to be double) and Ghostbusters." I won't forget the campaign sign - "Debble the flavor, Debble the fun!"
Elvis Presley
Bill Clinton
Jerry Springer
Richard Nixon
"Bentley Creamed By Dicks!"
"We put Dicks in office!"
"What do you think of our new up and coming governor?"
"We're erecting a new and better government with Dicks!"
"Dicks/Metz"
Then there was Brian.
"I only did that for you because I'm a dick to you 24/7 and you're only a dick to me 24/6."
"I'd like a double cheeseburger because this idiot isn't ordering."
"Dude... hey, dude, DUDE! HOLY SHIT DUDE! DID YOU HEAR THAT? I HIT THE FUCKING HOOD OF THE CAR!" - And I did...
"Dude, we can fill the balloons with lotion AND water and drop them on the car!"
"If we aren't there in five minutes I'm turning around."
"All I know is that I'm bigger than the Indiana asshole."
Yeah, it was good. I admit it. I hated learning Parliamentary Procedure, but I appreciate it. It works well.